How many times in a row have you sneezed?

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TheHatPerson

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If you ask me, I always sneeze 2 times in a row. There has never been a moment in my life where I sneezed only once.

One time I knew this guy that sneezed 13 times before he stopped and it was hilarious.

So what about you people?
 

grimsprice

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IDk, i don't count. But i'll tell you what. There's this girl i know. And every time she sneezes everybody in the room dies from the toxic levels of cute.
 

Azure-Supernova

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I'll usually sneeze once, then spend the next two minutes hunched over trying to force the second one out before I tear my nose off because of the sensation.
 

NeutralDrow

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It's almost always four. Rarely, it's two or three.

Unless I'm in a heavy dust-filled environment. Then the sneezing can go on for eight or so.
 

Spiner909

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WanderFreak said:
If I sneeze more than three times, I know I'm in for at least 15-20.

I went 39 once.

I was praying for death around 20. But death refused to join me that day. And so I continued for another 19.

You ever sneeze so much that at the end, you're not sneezing, you're just retching and spasming?

I've been there. You begin to transcend the physical realm. Cross over into a space not of this realm of being. It is terrifying.
This made me larf. My record is 2. Really. Although I usually hold my sneezes in and I can feel it in my bones...it hurts.
 

ultrachicken

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I once sneezed for around 30 seconds straight.
I don't know how many times I sneezed in that timeframe, but it was not fun.
 

xDarc

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I haven't sneezed more than 5-7 times in a row- BUT I did once sneeze while pissing. The stream involuntarily stopped and there was a deep hurt inside my man parts that had the spasms which caused the cataclysmic halt. One of the top 10 most painful memories of my life.
 

shogunblade

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I have been counted on my sneezes at 21. But that was back in Elementary School, now It's about 7 or 8.
 

Arc_Light

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I have terrible hay fever.... in grade 4, 2002, I sneezed non stop about 40 times, earning myself a terms worth of detention for 'misbehaving'....