How Much More Awesome...

[comadorcrack]

I have so many stupid thoughts in a day. And I sometimes think of How much more awesome things could be...

SO I thought I'd open this up to the Escapist. How Much More Awesome Could Something Be If...?

I've thought of a few. But I think my favourite one would be.

"How much more awesome would To Catch a Predator be, If they actually bumped into the Predator one day..."

 

[Timotei]

How much more awesome would Comedy Central be if that put down the crackpipe and realized that a majority of their shows (Tosh.0, Important Things) are terrible and that they desperately need to bring back Chocolate News for another season...

 

[comadorcrack]

How much more awesome would *anything* be if things exploded at all times.

i.e.

"Big Mac and a coke."
*explosions*

"Dude, check out that sweet chick!"
*explosions*

"OH MY GOD THAT GAS STATION IS ON FIRE!"
*............*
"Also I am wearing a hat!"
*explosions*

Now thats just Cheati - *explosions*

Damn... you were right

 

[Kollega]

Oh, how much awesome it would be if in war, weapons would shoot glue instead of bullets! Just think about it!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

How much more awesome would *anything* be if things exploded at all times.

i.e.

"Big Mac and a coke."
*explosions*

"Dude, check out that sweet chick!"
*explosions*

"OH MY GOD THAT GAS STATION IS ON FIRE!"
*............*
"Also I am wearing a hat!"
*explosions*

No, what WOULD be more awesome than everything exploding would be- *explodes*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

How much more awesome would it be if...

Uh...

McNinja help me out here

Spoiler: McNinja, helping me out.

Yeah, that'll work, how much more awesome would it be if that was a sport?

 

[snow]

No one claimed the duke nukem forever joke?!

How much more awesome would it be if Duke Nukem Forever came out...

Woot! bout time I finally got dibs on that one...

 

[BlindMessiah94]

How much more awesome would it be if everyday people burst into song and dance like a musical?

 

[RatRace123]

How much more awesome would the civil war be with a bear cavalry, mutant robotic dinosaurs, and Jesus rocking out with an electric guitar, and Chuck Norris dressed as Mr. T?

The answer: none, none more black... I mean awesome.

 

[Kae]

TV would be more awesome if they brought back Pushing Daisies, damn I LOVED that show it was so awesome when I heard it got cancelled I was in denial for like 6 months and then I realized CRAP they reallly did cancel it, man why cancel that show WHY!?

 

[Kae]

How much more awesome would it be if everyday people burst into song and dance like a musical?

That would be the MOST awesome thing ever!

 

[Revolutionary]

How much more awesome would Chuck Norris be if he somehow managed to kill himself.

 

[Biosophilogical]

How much more awesome would it be if everyday people burst into song and dance like a musical?

Get Out Of My Head!!! *scream*

Oh, how much awesome it would be if in war, weapons would shoot glue instead of bullets! Just think about it!

Well, it sure would be a sticky situation ... ... ... Well the doctors would use glue-solvent rather than anti-biotics.

OT: I like the idea of 'How much more awesome would video games be if they were actual worlds that you could actually go to simply by going through the screen (in a completely non-glass shattering way)?'. But it would be in a way which was where, if you die, you just go to your last save point, except, you, being the actual player, would maintain all the memories just as you would if you were sitting at home controlling the person who 'feinted'.

 

[Darth Caelum]

I am amazed no one got this yet
What if everyone had superpowers. Just think about it....

 

[rabidmidget]

How much more awesome would *anything* be if things exploded at all times.

i.e.

"Big Mac and a coke."
*explosions*

"Dude, check out that sweet chick!"
*explosions*

"OH MY GOD THAT GAS STATION IS ON FIRE!"
*............*
"Also I am wearing a hat!"
*explosions*

I couldn't stop laughing at that last one

OT: Everyone owned their own customized mech

 

[comadorcrack]

No one claimed the duke nukem forever joke?!

How much more awesome would it be if Duke Nukem Forever came out...

Woot! bout time I finally got dibs on that one...

Well done sir... Here is

Spoiler: the internet

No please. Take it

 

[OliTookay]

How much better would it be if RnB music stayed the same way it was back in the 70s!

 

[snow]

No one claimed the duke nukem forever joke?!

How much more awesome would it be if Duke Nukem Forever came out...

Woot! bout time I finally got dibs on that one...

Well done sir... Here is

Spoiler: the internet

No please. Take it

That is actually really neat looking... Thanks!

Another one for OT:

How much more awesome would it be if developers put their hearts into making games like they did waaay back in the day...

 

[comadorcrack]

How about this badger!

"How much more awesome would it be if the around the court in tennis there was only a bottomless pit?"