How much shits in your fridge?

[cheese_wizington]

Background

I was watching a documentary on an Aussie band touring the U.S. The DJ was giving a tour of the tour bus (clever) and when he got to the fridge he opened it and said, "There's more shit in here than I've had in my fridge for my whole entire life."

This guy isn't poor or anything, and to me the fridge actually seemed pretty basic.

This led me to think that my fridge was fucking full of shit (most of which I never eat).

Actual Question

How much food/condiments/drinks/human body parts do you have packed into your fridge?

Post your nationality too, this being part of the experiment! I'm American by the way.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

14 apples, six cans of Coke, and five human hearts.

 

[Megalodon]

Mainly beer.
Beer is important, more so then food.
In emergencies beer can replace food, food cannot replace beer.

 

[wasalp]

14 apples, six cans of Coke, and five human hearts.

14 APPLES! what are you a freak?

op: yep on the same boat as you, a bunch of crap in my fridge that we dont touch.

 

[Kortney]

Lots and lots of beer (my brothers), houmous, tomato, mustard, tomato sauce, cheesecake, orange juice.

And that's it. Not a lot at all really.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

14 apples, six cans of Coke, and five human hearts.

14 APPLES! what are you a freak?

op: yep on the same boat as you, a bunch of crap in my fridge that we dont touch.

What? I like apples.

 

[perpetual-mind]

for the most part i try to keep shit out of the toilet.
thats just unsanitary.

food on the other hand, we tend to have quite a lot in the fridge.
all sorts of different foods so we can be spontaneous when it comes to cooking meals.
we have a pretty big fridge too, bigger than most others iv seen, and its normally overflowing.

we even have a special little section at the bottom especially for bacon.
Its the bacon place, where everything is perfect and bacony.

 

[tjs09]

for the most part i try to keep shit out of the toilet.
thats just unsanitary.

food on the other hand, we tend to have quite a lot in the fridge.
all sorts of different foods so we can be spontaneous when it comes to cooking meals.
we have a pretty big fridge too, bigger than most others iv seen, and its normally overflowing.

we even have a special little section at the bottom especially for bacon.
Its the bacon place, where everything is perfect and bacony.

I dont know if you meant it to be, but that was hilarious!

OT: 5 shelves, 3 drawers, and 6 buckets on the back of the door

 

[Marter]

The entire fridge is full. It's often hard to fit everything in it.

 

[Armored Prayer]

A bunch of wrapped up cheese and bread, some jams, ice tea, and plenty of vegetables. I just recently got a new fridge so its pretty empty right now.

Now my mini fridge is literally crammed with sodas. We use it for drinks/sodas and it gets full very easily.

 

[Tzekelkan]

Okay, from my understanding of the thread title, the question asked is this: "How much shits in your fridge?" = "How many people (things?) shit in your fridge?"

The answer is very few. I guess maybe some insects might occasionally get stuck in there, but I really never really put much thought in the question. No one in my family has ever done it (to my knowledge) but maybe this is the same kind of issue as that "we swallow an average of eight spiders a year while we sleep" thing.

Well, should be an interesting discussion. I live in Belgium, maybe it's different in other places of the world.

 

[Uber Evil]

I don't have any fecal matter in my fridge, although I do have a lot of food.
GRRR DAMNIT NINJERS!

 

[Sacman]

A block of cheddar cheese, some bread, a couple batteries, and the chard remains of my latest victim...

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Why would anyone in there right mind take shit and freeze it?!!
that's gross!

 

[Tzekelkan]

Weird form of double post.

 

[tjs09]

Why would anyone in there right mind take shit and freeze it?!!
that's gross!

Exactly! That is precisely why we silly Americans take the time and care to refrigerate our shit instead...

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

An empty pepsi box, 25 tv dinners I hate, 4 bottle of rootbeer I don't like, 5 bottle of flat various drinks, 3 bottles of water, and for some reason a unopened copy of Fallout 3...

 

[floppylobster]

I'm no grammar Nazi but I think apostrophes can be important when words like shit are involved.

"How much shit's in your fridge?"

Why just today I was recalling the time I went on a long trip, got home, and took a big drink of milk. The result was just like the avatar of the original poster.

 

[Gralian]

Uh... lessee...

Ham, beef slices, various cheeses, vegetables, some sort of sausage roll things, pastry, a truckload of yoghurt, milk, lemonade, coke, possibly orange juice, some sort of fish, a leg of meat (possibly beef or lamb, i forgot), marmalade, honey, butter, margarine, water filter w/ water, some sort of miscellaneous foodstuffs wrapped in tin foil, a burger, a panini, a ready-meal of some kind...

And surprisingly, it's actually not that full. It's full, but certainly not to the point of bursting or anything. It is hard to fit crap in the freezer, however.

This broadcast is from the good ol' United Kingdom.

 

[jamesworkshop]

I try to keep the shit in my fridge to an absolute minimum