How much shits in your fridge?

[cheese_wizington]

I'm no grammar Nazi but I think apostrophes can be important when words like shit are involved.

"How much shit's in your fridge?"

Why just today I was recalling the time I went on a long trip, got home, and took a big drink of milk. The result was just like the avatar of the original poster.

That was the original title but I thought I cocked up so I changed it.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

From looking at the title I thought "Well How much shouldn't have done that, what a douche."

As it is, I keep a carton of juice, dairy products, various salad-y things, my food for the week -I don't eat breakfast particularly often, I make a ham and salad sammich for lunch to eat at work unless I have something fancy, and dinner is usually some kind of meat-based dish- and any sweets I have that need refrigerating.

 

[lacktheknack]

Background

I was watching a documentary on an Aussie band touring the U.S. The DJ was giving a tour of the tour bus (clever) and when he got to the fridge he opened it and said, "There's more shit in here than I've had in my fridge for my whole entire life."

This guy isn't poor or anything, and to me the fridge actually seemed pretty basic.

This led me to think that my fridge was fucking full of shit (most of which I never eat).

Actual Question

How much food/condiments/drinks/human body parts do you have packed into your fridge?

Post your nationality too, this being part of the experiment! I'm American by the way.

Your avatar couldn't be more perfect.

Anyways, I have at least eighty pounds of food in there, all of which will be eaten (except the foreign cloudy non-newtonian liquid in the back, we don't touch that). Canadian.

 

[superbatranger]

Good God, man! I do not store fecal matter in my refrigerator!

 

[cheese_wizington]

Background

I was watching a documentary on an Aussie band touring the U.S. The DJ was giving a tour of the tour bus (clever) and when he got to the fridge he opened it and said, "There's more shit in here than I've had in my fridge for my whole entire life."

This guy isn't poor or anything, and to me the fridge actually seemed pretty basic.

This led me to think that my fridge was fucking full of shit (most of which I never eat).

Actual Question

How much food/condiments/drinks/human body parts do you have packed into your fridge?

Post your nationality too, this being part of the experiment! I'm American by the way.

Your avatar couldn't be more perfect.

Anyways, I have at least eighty pounds of food in there, all of which will be eaten (except the foreign cloudy non-newtonian liquid in the back, we don't touch that). Canadian.

I have the folks at the Avatar Store to thank for this badass avatar, and thanks for the compliment too!

 

[Brandon237]

Fridge is Bloody packed. Both of 'em. Live in South Africa. There is enough in that fridge to feed a village, the auxillary fridge is kinda full too, and the freezer cannot be opened without frozen sausages flowing out.
I should get it cleaned out, but that's my parent's job for now.

 

[Nietz]

Let's see...
I have got the following in my fridge:
1 pack of butter
2 packs of bacon
1 pack of feta cheese
8 beers of various brands
and one lonely apple... oh wait, now it's gone. Yum!
I'm Swedish.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

There is some chinese food im afraid to touch, does that count?

 

[JPH330]

One bottle of milk.

Of course, I live in a dorm, so I go to the cafe on campus for my meals every day. There isn't much of a reason to keep food stored.

EDIT: As for nationality, I am American.