How NOT to handle a situation
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My friend was on a bike, he tried to jump on the porch while he was on the bike. He didnt get on the porch, and the bike seat went up his balls.
He decided to try again, with the same results.
Amazing that he recovered
He decided to try again, with the same results.
Amazing that he recovered
my dad and me were burning petrol and other gases in tin cans... so we lit the petrol can it exploded in flame and it wouldn't go out so my dad threw it on the grass(bad move) the fire went everywhere patches of flame over the garden so my dad kicked the can so it would go out...nope more flame so i went chasing my dad puting out the flame we got the flame out but not the brown patches in the grass. That was a fun day.
Who in the hell thought a half-ton of dynamite was needed? Man, some people need perspective. Still, the whale got the last laugh - look at that car.
Most stupid thing I've seen? When I was 12-13, the rage was to cover your shoes (the common style of school shoe being one with a flat top to the toes) in deodorant and then light it. Safe to say plastic shoes + fire + human foot = bad idea. Still, I nearly pee'd myself watching people run around a field struggling to get their (burning quite furiously) shoes off. The fact it was at night (so you could only really see them by the moonlight and the fire on their feet) made it all the more hilarious. As did the cowpats.
Most stupid thing I've seen? When I was 12-13, the rage was to cover your shoes (the common style of school shoe being one with a flat top to the toes) in deodorant and then light it. Safe to say plastic shoes + fire + human foot = bad idea. Still, I nearly pee'd myself watching people run around a field struggling to get their (burning quite furiously) shoes off. The fact it was at night (so you could only really see them by the moonlight and the fire on their feet) made it all the more hilarious. As did the cowpats.
my uncle decided to instead of throwing the raked leaves in the compost he tried to set it on fire. it took him a while to get his eye brows back
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Me and my friend decide to get rid of a toilet by throwing it off the roof into a neighbors yard. It landed on the fence and broke in half. one half on each side. Stupid, but fucking funny.
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Me and my friend decide to get rid of a toilet by throwing it off the roof into a neighbors yard. It landed on the fence and broke in half. one half on each side. Stupid, but fucking funny.
No idea. I was playing Mario on my N64 in the other room. I just heard the screams. I remember that was the last time I played N64, because it "disappeared" that day. Just like my Gamecube.Supreme Unleaded said:
My mom says that she hesitated. As soon as she grabbed the sword, she stopped and looked like she wanted to stop, but didn't know how. After you grab a sword (one of the ones from LOTR, if anyone's interested. We have Sting, Legolas' blades, Arwen's sword, and two others, whose owners escape me at the moment. I think they're the King's sword and Aragorn's, but I can't be sure. We also have Captain Jack Sparrow's cutlass from PotC.) you can't very well put it down and walk away. She had to keep going until someone stopped her.
Yeah. You know that nuclear reactor explosion that went off in Chernobyl in 1986? My mother (she's a doctor) risked death by exposure to radiation to help the children from Chernobyl.scifidownbeat said:
No, it's true. Oh wait, do you mean the fact that she helped them or that a nuclear explosion occured in Chernobyl, and the city of Pripyat, which was nearby? It's quite true. Chernobyl (and Pripyat) are now uninhabited towns in Ukraine with a nuclear power plant 9 miles (14.5 km) away, and on April 26, 1986, at 1:23 in the morning, a nuclear reactor exploded and forced an evacuation. It caused 56 direct deaths, with another 600 000 suffering from radiation poisoning. No one has ever returned. The children were shipped to kind countries where they could be treated for radiation poisoning. My mother was one of the doctors from Canada that tried to help the children. It's called the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster.scifidownbeat said:!?
Okay, now you're just making shit up.
Once I saw a video on youtube of someone trying to get rid of the leafs in the garden, by filling the whole thing with napalm, and then stand in the middle of the whole thing while lighting the match. I think his pants where on fire when he was running out of the largest barbaque ever.
Your doing it wrong.wewontdie11 said:
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That's my way of saying "Yeah, pretty much this"
As I was reading that I was like, "I don't remember it being in COD4..." Yeah, she's incredible, especially when you consider she raised 4 kids all on her own. Supermom to the rescue!scifidownbeat said:-___-;;;GirlGamer said:No, it's true. Oh wait, do you mean the fact that she helped them or that a nuclear explosion occured in Chernobyl, and the city of Pripyat, which was nearby? It's quite true. Chernobyl (and Pripyat) are now uninhabited towns in Ukraine with a nuclear power plant 9 miles (14.5 km) away, and on April 26, 1986, at 1:23 in the morning, a nuclear reactor exploded and forced an evacuation. It caused 56 direct deaths, with another 600 000 suffering from radiation poisoning. No one has ever returned. The children were shipped to kind countries where they could be treated for radiation poisoning. My mother was one of the doctors from Canada that tried to help the children. It's called the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster.scifidownbeat said:
Okay, now you're just making shit up.
I know about the explosion, I've played Call of Duty 4 (j/k, I've read about it, and talked about it in history class).
But your mother risked her life, exposing herself to the threat of radiation poisoning, to save the children from dying? What a wonderful woman! I'd hug her right now if she was standing next to me.
I practically fell out of my chair when I read the part of your post about your brother and the light socket.Neonbob said:
If you are about to get a ticket, don't start telling the cops that they can't "do this" or "do that" and don't start calling them "fucking pigs" because that is an instant Act-Like-A-Jerkoff-Free card for a cop and they will nail you.
Girl I knew in high school did that and she ended up getting her car impounded.
Girl I knew in high school did that and she ended up getting her car impounded.