How old are you guys?

[ChadSexington]

19 years old. I'll be twenty in October, Halloween to be exact. Not looking forward to this whole real adult business.

Wait, you have to act like an adult when you're twenty? Welp, I fucked up.

Apparently, yeah. I have long hair and a beard, I drink heavily and work in hospitality. It's not looking good for me acting like and adult by the end of the year. Take comfort in the fact that there are still people less mature than you, friend.

 

[recurve6]

I turn 20....the day after the world is supposed to end: December 22!

 

[redisforever]

17! I'm such a 90's kid! YOLO SWAG!

But I'm not actually that kind of person. I thank my parents for raising me better than that...

17 here too. I have never actually said YOLO or SWAG in my life. I find it absolutely demented.

I'm 19, and I only say it out of pure irony. And then I feel like hanging myself. So I guess it all balances out.

Yeah, I used it yesterday, in the same way you do. Damn, I feel dirty now.

 

[antidonkey]

36...rapidly approaching 37. I keep a cane by the front door for shaking at kids when they violate the boundaries of the grassy area in front of my dwelling. Damned whippersnappers!

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Ich bin achtzehn jahre alt!

Yerr, I was 18 on the third. So I'm a bebbeh.
#$w4g
#YOLO

 

[IamQ]

18 here. Considering how big the internet is now, I'm no longer the average age. Oh wells, at least I'll live longer.

 

[laggyteabag]

Im 15, but im surprisingly mature for my age

(I apparently look like i should be in university though, and that depresses me :/ )

 

[White-Death]

I'm 19, 20 in November. Feels kinda weird that in three months I won't be a teenager anymore

Twenty-seven here. If you are younger than twenty-two I automatically dub you a 'damn, stupid kid' until you prove yourself otherwise. Though that's because almost every single person that I've worked with who was younger than twenty-two has been a stupid, immature fucking idiot.

Gee, thanks -_-

Blame Juggalos, idiotic shoplifters, barely-literate compulsive liars, lazy assholes and tail-chasing punks for my general out-look on those under twenty-two (I've worked with all of those types). And my natural cynical attitude doesn't help all that much.

You and I canget along quote nicely,judging by those few posts,even though I am 14 years old and a "damn stupid kid".
I'm a bit cynical,but I have severe chronic shyness and I cannot talk loudly,i start stuttering heavily if I talk to loud,and I just don't feel comfortable talking in general.
Don't worry,I despise the swag spamming,yolo screaming,vomit inducing **** gargling facebook addicted tweens that will surley lead the human race to it's destrction.
English is my third language and I'm still more literate than the afformentioned tweens.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Too young for me, bro. That seems like a reasonable standard I guess. Too young to fuck, thus "damn kids".

For the record, I'm 22. There are polls on here somewhere, if only there was a high throughput way to find age threads with polls.

Too young to fu-- Well here in Britain (Woo) 16 is the legal age sooo...

(I apologize for that smug and obnoxious comment)

Anyhow I'm 15... So... Shit...

 

[Agow95]

I'm 16, just got my gcse results, they're good, hello other Damned Kids

 

[loc978]

Old enough to know better, but not old enough to care. 31.