How should the Space Marines compete for dominance?

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gtamad12

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Which group of marines can produce the most successful brand of children's breakfast cereal, I would go with Master Chief and his Hal-o's.
 

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Firenz said:
I can't help noticing the absence of the Colonial Marines (EDIT: just to clarify I'm talking about the likes of Drake and co from Aliens). Surely they're just as Space Marine like as the rest of them (although arguably they aren't genetically modified super humans and so would probably lose at everything other than a "getting dragged out of shot screaming while having your leg chewed" competition).
Actually You gave me an idea... Thanks

*Trumpets* Who can die the fastest in an Aliens film *Trumpets*

Finally something Wh40K Marines cant do :p
 

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I say make them play through an actual tabletop game of Warhammer.

How amusing it would be to see a Space Mairne screaming at the dice to fight harder...or at plastic figures to die for the emperor...hehe
 

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Tzekelkan said:
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Tzekelkan said:
Headbutting, they're made for it. No shoulderpads allowed though, spiked or otherwise.
Space marines from 40k have re-enforced skulls and can take small arms fire to the face. I think they'd win for that one.
I think it's implied that most games' space marines have something of the sort, since they can all take huge amounts of damage and just walk it off by hiding behind a chest-high fence.
It happens to everyone eventually. In halo you can hide behind chesthigh walls, in gears of war it's a feature, and in warhammer 40k it became a feature in dawn of war 2.

warhammer 40k runs on insanity, The space marines are modified like heck. For instance, they have their ribs fused together and get a second heart.
 

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Pissing Contest. The winner is brought up to a spaceship to watch the losers get nuked.

[small] it's the only way to be sure! [/small]
 

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Considering for some reason they're almost all male (Starcraft, warhammer 40k etc.) A gay sex endurance rally
 

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hittite said:
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Stick them all In a room with the original Space Marine enemy, xenomorphs. Whichever faction comes out alive wins. Otherwise I say football.
Actually, the original Space Marine enemy is the Bugs. (Starship Troopers was first printed in 1959 and is actually more like Halo than the movie.)

OT: The Dating Game.
"Bachelor Number 1, what is your idea of a romantic evening?"
"Me, a rifle, and 10,000 enemies! Boosh!"

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Wrong, Abraham Lincoln was the first visitor to LV-426 in 1847.
 
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gmaverick019 said:
Benny J said:
A 200km obstacle course. The group with the best times wins.
master chief was bred to do this. he would win.
WH40k would still win...

Wardog13 said:
Spartans are superhuman without armor, therefore they win.
WH40k are superior to Spartans even without their armor, W40k marines are ridiculously overpowered, in a "realistic" way.
 
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Killerowl said:
gmaverick019 said:
Benny J said:
A 200km obstacle course. The group with the best times wins.
master chief was bred to do this. he would win.
WH40k would still win...

Wardog13 said:
Spartans are superhuman without armor, therefore they win.
WH40k are superior to Spartans even without their armor, W40k marines are ridiculously overpowered, in a "realistic" way.
you obviously didn't read the books

the spartans were BRED to do those kinds of things, they could do that in there sleep doing backflips the whole way

how fast can those big hunks of metal go? i seriously doubt any faster than a spartan
 

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gmaverick019 said:
Killerowl said:
gmaverick019 said:
Benny J said:
A 200km obstacle course. The group with the best times wins.
master chief was bred to do this. he would win.
WH40k would still win...

Wardog13 said:
Spartans are superhuman without armor, therefore they win.
WH40k are superior to Spartans even without their armor, W40k marines are ridiculously overpowered, in a "realistic" way.
you obviously didn't read the books

the spartans were BRED to do those kinds of things, they could do that in there sleep doing backflips the whole way

how fast can those big hunks of metal go? i seriously doubt any faster than a spartan
In and out of armour? Yeah, there even more augmented then Spartans, though they were normally taken at an older age, they have to go through a lot more.

And BTW, there power armour is like there skin and boosts there strength by about 250%, so...A lot faster.

Also, Warhammer 40k Marines wins everything. Sorry, there so overpowered in fluff. -Facepalm-
 

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Cuacuani said:
Rap battle.

Edit: Apologies in advance.


Yo yo yo
My name is Master Chief and I'm a space marine
My gun's automatic and my armour is camo green
You say I not a space marine? Man, don't be a hater
Hey, Blood Ravens, I'm teabagging your Primarch later.
*warhammer 40k marine takes mic*

You know you insane to take on the 40k
you see me in the street, best stay out my way
Ya know them ***** love me rollin in the Rhino
It take mo balls dan you got to ride dis flo
It takes real hard core to ride without oversheild
You wanna step up? go ahead and getcha self killed
 

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Pigeon_Grenade said:
Magic: the Gathering, i think it would Be amusing at least
o_O hahahahaha, best idea ever, complete jerks (as portrayed in almost every single game) stripped of their powers only to rely on nerdyness and geekyness to win!, it would be awesome

but considering its a game of strategy it would be also interesting to watch
 

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gmaverick019 said:
you obviously didn't read the books

the spartans were BRED to do those kinds of things, they could do that in there sleep doing backflips the whole way

how fast can those big hunks of metal go? i seriously doubt any faster than a spartan
Well in the codexes i belive the 40k marines have a average speed of about 40mph which they can keep up indefinatly and can sprint faster, there muscle mass is large even for an 8 foot soldier and they can use all its potential unlike normal people who damage there tendons if they use there full muscle muscle power for any length of time. There chest cavitys and heads are reinforced by incredable dense bone so that only anti armour rounds have any hope of breaking though and they can spit acid and survive a pure vacuum for several minutes without there suits
 

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Grey Knights, their like 40k SM only better, oh and they have extermanous and psyker powers by default