How should the Space Marines compete for dominance?

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Xpwn3ntial

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There are more kinds of Space Marines than I care to count or know of, and there seem to be pseudo-cult-like allegiances to them (Starcraft, Halo's Spartans, Warhammer 40,000, etc.), but each of them have their distinct advantages over one another and it's not peacefully possible to determine which of them is the best, as none of those Space Marines are real... yet.

So, how do the Space Marines compete for dominance aside from the obvious slaughterfest?

I propose a badminton tournament.

By the way, if they're in a physical prowess non-combat situation, they're not wearing armour.

EDIT: It has come to my attention that the Space Marines are not evenly matched, and it never crossed my mind writing this.

If at all possible, I would like the genetic modifications of Spartans and the Adeptus Astartes to play as little a role as possible in the competition.

You are of course, still free to have the genetics come into play.
 

Batfred

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Broodiness contest judged by David Boreanaz (of Angel fame) and Christopher Lambert as the original Highlander.
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
If the marines from Warhammer 40K ever become real, I'm going to kill someone.
Gigantic Shoulderpads is NOT cool.
Gigantic shoulderpads protect the side of your face from being blown off.

Anyways, I think an epic dance-off would settle things.
 

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rossatdi said:
Crochet as in the knitting? or did you mean Croquet as in the lawn game with the hammers etc.?

I'd like to see a Primarch trying to knit one, drop one and loop into a Christmas sweater with a reindeer on.
 

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Batfred said:
rossatdi said:
Crochet as in the knitting? or did you mean Croquet as in the lawn game with the hammers etc.?

I'd like to see a Primarch trying to knit one, drop one and loop into a Christmas sweater with a reindeer on.
As in knitting. I was trying to embed the url using href but the codes didn't come to mind.

Dexterity, planning and patience are all vital tests of a one man army. Lets not forget Rambo was excellent at needle point - in his own skin!
 

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Stick them all In a room with the original Space Marine enemy, xenomorphs. Whichever faction comes out alive wins. Otherwise I say football.
 

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Batfred said:
Broodiness contest judged by David Boreanaz (of Angel fame) and Christopher Lambert as the original Highlander.
You sir get one high five for the angel drop, also they get that awesome leather jacket as a prize.
 

Tzekelkan

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Headbutting, they're made for it. No shoulderpads allowed though, spiked or otherwise.
 

koshypops

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How about just send them off to war, watch the slaughter and see who wants to mess with them after they've finished.