How to deal with socially alward guy at gym?? talks about marios privates and such

[heroofheroin]

I go to the gym about 4 times a week, and everytime i'm there, theres this dude there. Now he's nice enough, but he has a tendency to literally talk about constantly stretching on Super marios ballsack and weiner. He doesn't just do this to me, but i'm one of the main players in his drama I guess.

(he also talks aboit doing it to do Ganondorf and link as well)
He's nice enough, just very weird. How do I tell him he's creepy and to fuck off in a kind manner?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Tell him that you can only work out on your own, pretend like you're weird that way and it's totally your fault but you need dat space.

 

[heroofheroin]

Tell him that you can only work out on your own, pretend like you're weird that way and it's totally your fault but you need dat space.

Thanks man I really wish I was playing around about this scenario, but
sadly,I'm not. He's really into gaming and My little pony (wears sonic and mario as well as MLP shirts to the gym)

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Tell him that you can only work out on your own, pretend like you're weird that way and it's totally your fault but you need dat space.

Thanks man I really wish I was playing around about this scenario, but
sadly,I'm not. He's really into gaming and My little pony (wears sonic and mario as well as MLP shirts to the gym)

Start going on different days/hours?

 

[Risingblade]

Wear some earbuds/headphones, you can easily pretend not to hear him that way. He'll eventually lose interest in trying to talk to you.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Tell him you had enough of his strange stories... this is not that fucking difficult. If you don't tell people they need to cut the crap they will always find a way to make you part of it.

 

[DrownedAmmet]

If you are up for a challenge, try to out-weird him.
It might seem hard, but if you do manage it, he will start avoiding you, and then you won the game, man

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Have you tried "You do realize the stuff you talk about is creepy as hell right?"

If he's willing, helping the guy get over his socially awkward issues might be better than simply avoiding him. Of course he might just be the sort that likes to mess with people's heads. In which case you might help him come up with less creepy and awkward means of f***ing with the straights.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Tell him to "fuck off," no more, no less. It's not that polite but it's not insulting and it involves minimum effort on your part. If he comes up to you and starts talking about all that just tell him to fuck off, it's what I'd do.

(Disclaimer: I am a prick, do what I would do with extreme caution)