hello fellow escapians... i recently aquired a new mobile phone rendering my old one useless it was a peice of junk anyway. When i saw my crappy old phone i thought to myself time to break this sucker so i put it on a golf tea in the lawn and hit into a wall. my qeustion is has anyone destrpyed something in a cool or funny or even bizarre way?
how to: destroy unwanted items creativly
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My dvd player stopped working so to take out some of my rage i decided to get a couple of mates around to have a few drinks and smash the crap out of it. So after a few beers we took it out to the park behind my house and hit it with an axe, a tomahawk and a block cutter. Needless to say bits went everywhere. Still can't work out how we didn't hit anyones toes.
I melted a paperclip using the electrical wires from a lamp. And, I burned through part of a science thingy I was supposed to do with a magnifying glass. Sounds like fun right?
P.S, the lamp was still fully operational, we just attached a paper clip and melted it!
Oh, yeah, a plastic piggybank or something over the fence. We found many shards on the road the next day. And a six-pack of poppers was shot with an elastic band powered pen-ink shooter and exploded. We also exploded a surfboard by all three of us (my brothers) jumping on it at the same time. And we dropped a PS2 from a cupboard and smashed the power light in. And knocked a light out of it's socket with a pillow, effectively knocking out every other light linked to it. And one of those Electric balls which you touch and the electricity travels up to it, we smashed one of those, accidentally, albeit, but still funny. And cap gun caps were used to break off the end of a golf club. Also, a shadecloth shot with skewers, too. And a pile of wood plus bicycle equals very old, broken rusty bicycle. And a brick wall fell over at school once, although that happened after we jumped on it, came back, found a crack and it was blocked off for half a term until they knocked it down. I also broke part of a handrail off and bent it down onto the ground. Also, we threw rocks at a desolate car in the desert until all the glass fell onto the drivers seat and then we pushed it into a ditch.
EDIT: That last post reminded me of the time we cleaned out the garage, full of old DVD players and videos and other easily smashable junk. We were armed with mallets, hammers the works, and we ended up with a dumpster full of computer chips and video shards and other crap. Fun fun fun
P.S, the lamp was still fully operational, we just attached a paper clip and melted it!
Oh, yeah, a plastic piggybank or something over the fence. We found many shards on the road the next day. And a six-pack of poppers was shot with an elastic band powered pen-ink shooter and exploded. We also exploded a surfboard by all three of us (my brothers) jumping on it at the same time. And we dropped a PS2 from a cupboard and smashed the power light in. And knocked a light out of it's socket with a pillow, effectively knocking out every other light linked to it. And one of those Electric balls which you touch and the electricity travels up to it, we smashed one of those, accidentally, albeit, but still funny. And cap gun caps were used to break off the end of a golf club. Also, a shadecloth shot with skewers, too. And a pile of wood plus bicycle equals very old, broken rusty bicycle. And a brick wall fell over at school once, although that happened after we jumped on it, came back, found a crack and it was blocked off for half a term until they knocked it down. I also broke part of a handrail off and bent it down onto the ground. Also, we threw rocks at a desolate car in the desert until all the glass fell onto the drivers seat and then we pushed it into a ditch.
EDIT: That last post reminded me of the time we cleaned out the garage, full of old DVD players and videos and other easily smashable junk. We were armed with mallets, hammers the works, and we ended up with a dumpster full of computer chips and video shards and other crap. Fun fun fun
lol destruction is awesome 
pancakes ur certainly busy with malets and rocks very old school. U reminded me of a time me and my m8 had a unwanted cuboard (i was moving) so we went primal on the thing with a gardening fork a large rock and a lump hammer twas fun
pancakes ur certainly busy with malets and rocks very old school. U reminded me of a time me and my m8 had a unwanted cuboard (i was moving) so we went primal on the thing with a gardening fork a large rock and a lump hammer twas fun
well, I plan to one day take my dead PS3 to the British Tank Museum (which also happens to be a military training ground), and ask if I can have it run over with one of their tanks... If they let me, then I intend to film it and post it onto Youtube
Similarly, I'll disassemble to see how it used to tick.ctrl-alt-postal said:
Or also for parts.
Otherwise, I'm a big believer in throwing things against walls.
Or if there's a great potential for an "exciting" destruction (ie: shattering) I'll take the item to work and use one of our forklifts... =B
I've gone through about 30 skateboards, and had a pile of them in my room. Drilled holes into a few and put trucks on them making mini boards, then broke them until there was nothing left but splinters.
Had a Fluffy Computer Teddy thing (Stuffed PC with a face and arms to hug). Didn't like it so I set it on fire in my garage, smoking out the whole place with black smoke. Opened the door to neighbours coming home and 3 kids running out laughing with a wave of thick smoke pouring out from behind us.
In France me and some friends bought fireworks and decided to blow things up that we brought along.
Nothing overly creative though. Fire seems to be my first choice when getting rid of stuff.
Had a Fluffy Computer Teddy thing (Stuffed PC with a face and arms to hug). Didn't like it so I set it on fire in my garage, smoking out the whole place with black smoke. Opened the door to neighbours coming home and 3 kids running out laughing with a wave of thick smoke pouring out from behind us.
In France me and some friends bought fireworks and decided to blow things up that we brought along.
Nothing overly creative though. Fire seems to be my first choice when getting rid of stuff.
