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fullmetalangel said:
orannis62 said:
Actually, it's sterile right after you get rid of it. It's just an absolute breeding ground for bacteria.
I don't understand, what do you mean by sterile. I'm saying urine is poisonous. And it is.
Oh. Bear Grylls was wrong then.
 

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The sad thing is, this took me a better part of a half an hour.
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fullmetalangel said:
orannis62 said:
Actually, it's sterile right after you get rid of it. It's just an absolute breeding ground for bacteria.
I don't understand, what do you mean by sterile. I'm saying urine is poisonous. And it is.
It is not. Eating shit would be poisonous, drinking your own urine is perfectly healthy.
 

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orannis62 said:
fullmetalangel said:
orannis62 said:
Actually, it's sterile right after you get rid of it. It's just an absolute breeding ground for bacteria.
I don't understand, what do you mean by sterile. I'm saying urine is poisonous. And it is.
Oh. Bear Grylls was wrong then.
Urine is sterile it was often used to treat wounds before antiseptic was more widely available, your urine is not toxic, though it contains toxins, in so much as drinking it won't kill you. Though urea itself is toxic it occurs in such a small amount in urine that you won't be harmed.
 

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fullmetalangel said:
orannis62 said:
Oh. Bear Grylls was wrong then.
No, he's not. He showed a method on how to drink urine cleanly, which was letting the water evaporate from the urine and making it condense against a plastic sheet so it will drip into a cup, and from there, you can drink the water from the urine, not the urine itself. He even said pure urine would kill you.
That was on Survivorman. On Man Vs Wild, he peed directly into a canteen and drank it.
 

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Nomadic said:
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Begin pissing on a wall, eventually after years of urine hitting the wall, enough erosion will occur so that I can squeeze out.
But you'll drown long before that happens.
....what do you think I will be drinking that whole time....
 

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Well...I would call in my favor from chuck norris...(please don't ask me how I got it. It's a painful story...)
 

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fullmetalangel said:
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It is not. Eating shit would be poisonous, drinking your own urine is perfectly healthy.
No, it's NOT healthy! Where are you people getting this? It might not be the most toxic thing in the world but it is poisonous and it WILL kill you if you drink too much.
Oh, just my biology class. It is sterile, as in sterilized perfectly clean and carrying no harmful chemicals. Urea is bad in your blood stream but it does nothing going through your circulatory system. I don't remember why, but there is something which means drinking urine other than yours is bad. Yours is fine.
 

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Rub your knee against the wall until it's sore. Then take the saw and cut a hole in the wall. Then yell until you're hoarse. Then ride the horse to freedom!

Either that or a hearty "SHARUKEN!!!" (As seen in Alien Vs Predator II.)
 

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Pull out the ballista I keep in my back pocket (because the GM can't be arsed to remember the encumbrance rules) and shatter the wall.

Plan B: Shove a portable hole into my bag of holding (or is that the other way around?) to get sucked into the Aetherial Realm and then use Ethereal Jaunt to go back to the Material Plane.

Plan C: Kill enough rats to gain two levels. Put one in Bard and one in Shadowdancer. Cast Light and use my own shadow to jump out of the room.

Plan D: Manifest astral traveler or astral caravan, depending on how many people are present. Walk out. End the effect.

Plan E: Upload my mind into the Net. Contact someone on the outside to build me a new body. Download into the new form, leaving my old body to rot.
 

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Realise that if there is no way out, then there is no way in. Since you have memories of being outside of the room, you can't be in the room if there's no way in, you then re-appear outside of the room in a puff of logic. Or crash the Universe.
 

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fullmetalangel said:
orannis62 said:
That was on Survivorman. On Man Vs Wild, he peed directly into a canteen and drank it.
Ah, I see, I keep getting those two shows mixed up, sorry. I'm pretty sure on that episode of Man Vs Wild, he said that urine is an okay temporary solution, but it wouldn't keep you alive forever as the poison builds up in your body.

I might be imagining things though, I don't recall Man Vs Wild as clearly.
No, you're right, he did say that. He did also say it was completely sterile though.
 

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You Masturbate...
no way out...all by yourself...your going to die a slow painful death by thirst...what else CAN you do?

Yea that was a pretty crude joke and its more of an inside joke between some mates of mine, but its staying up there