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Valiance

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This just in:

People who have eaten food at some point in their lives eventually developed cancer.

Could cancer be related to eating food?!
 

sabotstarr

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the protaginist said:
while not technically two nations: The North and The South of the American Civil War disproves this.
good point. minus a heavy winter my theory sounds like blubbering nonsense. So ya i see your point.
 

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Curtmiester said:
Leorex said:
Curtmiester said:
Leorex said:
usa vs Canada.
Fighting Canada is like punching a puppy. No ones going to do it.
i mean when canada tried invading us.
Ya but we didn't actually want to do that. Great Britian and France at the time were being ass to each other and made us fight for no god damn reason.
thats usaly what an invasion means.
 

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Valiance said:
This just in:

People who have eaten food at some point in their lives eventually developed cancer.

Could cancer be related to eating food?!
GASP stop eating. But think of it for a moment and find an example of two equally sided nations and see which one came out on top, the northern one or the southern one?
 

sabotstarr

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mangus said:
okay, but what about the jackasses to my left?
The left sucks, its just like France, but idk whoever has more people up north wins in my historically proved insight.
 

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sabotstarr said:
OK, i HAVE searched, and do believe that this has not come up before.(If there is please feel free to rub it in my face)
So history tells us that when a nation, take Germany during WW2, attacks a nation south of it(France) They win the fight. But when that same nation attacks a nation to it's north(Russia) the outcome is either defeat or a humiliating victory(Russia Vs. Finland). So due to this historical duplication, wouldn't a nation (say Sweden, who is located in the very far north) attacking in the winter destroy all other opponents?
This all stems from my amazing (light bulb word) that if any of the nations around Finland and Sweden were to actually have a large army, they would of never been conquered by the Russians or Germans.
Please feel free to either comment, ridicule, elaborate or discuss this idea.
1. you are proposing that a single northern nation can amass a large enough army to overwhelm the world in a single winter.
2.Sweden was neutral during the war and Finland had a debatable stalemate with Russia. Areas around Leningrad was only given to Russia due to the USSR troops occupying there. They weren't conquered anyway.
3. Nordic members of the EU is currently stripping down its army due to high maintenance cost
4. Scenario: Would the Greenland army beat the South African army? Both tips of the globe share the same climate
 

A Raging Emo

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Germany didn't lose because russia was towards the North.

Look on a world map and compare the size of Germany to Russia... Russia is a LOT bigger than Germany, isn't it? The Russian people resisted so violently that Germany couldn't win the war. Not to mention Stalingrad!

Also, Russia is to the East and North of Germany.
 

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sabotstarr said:
OK, i HAVE searched, and do believe that this has not come up before.(If there is please feel free to rub it in my face)
So history tells us that when a nation, take Germany during WW2, attacks a nation south of it(France) They win the fight. But when that same nation attacks a nation to it's north(Russia) the outcome is either defeat or a humiliating victory(Russia Vs. Finland). So due to this historical duplication, wouldn't a nation (say Sweden, who is located in the very far north) attacking in the winter destroy all other opponents?
This all stems from my amazing (light bulb word) that if any of the nations around Finland and Sweden were to actually have a large army, they would of never been conquered by the Russians or Germans.
Please feel free to either comment, ridicule, elaborate or discuss this idea.
Only reason Germany lost in Russia is because its COLD in russia.
 

WeedWorm

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sabotstarr said:
OK, i HAVE searched, and do believe that this has not come up before.(If there is please feel free to rub it in my face)
So history tells us that when a nation, take Germany during WW2, attacks a nation south of it(France) They win the fight. But when that same nation attacks a nation to it's north(Russia) the outcome is either defeat or a humiliating victory(Russia Vs. Finland). So due to this historical duplication, wouldn't a nation (say Sweden, who is located in the very far north) attacking in the winter destroy all other opponents?
This all stems from my amazing (light bulb word) that if any of the nations around Finland and Sweden were to actually have a large army, they would of never been conquered by the Russians or Germans.
Please feel free to either comment, ridicule, elaborate or discuss this idea.
France is to the west, Russia is to the east.
Hitler, i.e. Germany, didnt care about France, Britain or anything to the west, he cared about the HUGE amount of land that happened to be called Eastern Europe.
Russia did really badly against Finland because of the poor equipment and training of the troops. It was that war that made Stalin purge and reorganise the Red Army which led to the eventual Allied victory, even though the Reds were missing most of their most experienced commanders because of the purges.

Damn, I love history.
 

Leorex

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WeedWorm said:
sabotstarr said:
OK, i HAVE searched, and do believe that this has not come up before.(If there is please feel free to rub it in my face)
So history tells us that when a nation, take Germany during WW2, attacks a nation south of it(France) They win the fight. But when that same nation attacks a nation to it's north(Russia) the outcome is either defeat or a humiliating victory(Russia Vs. Finland). So due to this historical duplication, wouldn't a nation (say Sweden, who is located in the very far north) attacking in the winter destroy all other opponents?
This all stems from my amazing (light bulb word) that if any of the nations around Finland and Sweden were to actually have a large army, they would of never been conquered by the Russians or Germans.
Please feel free to either comment, ridicule, elaborate or discuss this idea.
France is to the west, Russia is to the east.
Hitler, i.e. Germany, didnt care about France, Britain or anything to the west, he cared about the HUGE amount of land that happened to be called Eastern Europe.
Russia did really badly against Finland because of the poor equipment and training of the troops. It was that war that made Stalin purge and reorganise the Red Army which led to the eventual Allied victory, even though the Reds were missing most of their most experienced commanders because of the purges.

Damn, I love history.
but your wrong, its not about land, or strategy. its because the person to the north wins.
 

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Curtmiester said:
I say we stop fighting and hug...shut up, I do not have a knife in my hand!

Yeah, I'm not falling for that one again..
 

WeedWorm

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Leorex said:
WeedWorm said:
sabotstarr said:
OK, i HAVE searched, and do believe that this has not come up before.(If there is please feel free to rub it in my face)
So history tells us that when a nation, take Germany during WW2, attacks a nation south of it(France) They win the fight. But when that same nation attacks a nation to it's north(Russia) the outcome is either defeat or a humiliating victory(Russia Vs. Finland). So due to this historical duplication, wouldn't a nation (say Sweden, who is located in the very far north) attacking in the winter destroy all other opponents?
This all stems from my amazing (light bulb word) that if any of the nations around Finland and Sweden were to actually have a large army, they would of never been conquered by the Russians or Germans.
Please feel free to either comment, ridicule, elaborate or discuss this idea.
France is to the west, Russia is to the east.
Hitler, i.e. Germany, didnt care about France, Britain or anything to the west, he cared about the HUGE amount of land that happened to be called Eastern Europe.
Russia did really badly against Finland because of the poor equipment and training of the troops. It was that war that made Stalin purge and reorganise the Red Army which led to the eventual Allied victory, even though the Reds were missing most of their most experienced commanders because of the purges.

Damn, I love history.
but your wrong, its not about land, or strategy. its because the person to the north wins.
Well shit, ya stumped me. I didnt think of it like that. I suppose thats why Britain used to be ruled by Scottish. Oh wait.... XD
 

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3 words TACTICAL NUCLEAR STRIKE so learn to duck and cover ,check youtube for a classic but totally pointless vid cause when it drops your fucked either way lol
 

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I've been reading your post over and over and I still don't know what the fuck you're saying. Are you trying to say that when two countries fight, the northernmost one wins?

What?

You are aware that Russia isn't to the North of Germany right?

And Finland isn't to the North of Russia?

I don't know what you heard but there are four directions. Two of them are East and West. I think you are confusing those for North and South.
 

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sabotstarr said:
OK, i HAVE searched, and do believe that this has not come up before.(If there is please feel free to rub it in my face)
So history tells us that when a nation, take Germany during WW2, attacks a nation south of it(France) They win the fight. But when that same nation attacks a nation to it's north(Russia) the outcome is either defeat or a humiliating victory(Russia Vs. Finland). So due to this historical duplication, wouldn't a nation (say Sweden, who is located in the very far north) attacking in the winter destroy all other opponents?
This all stems from my amazing (light bulb word) that if any of the nations around Finland and Sweden were to actually have a large army, they would of never been conquered by the Russians or Germans.
Please feel free to either comment, ridicule, elaborate or discuss this idea.
in your WW2 analogy, you are forgetting that Germany conquered Denmark, Poland, Norway, Hollan, Belgium, and the Netherlands, several of which are to the north of it.

also, the Germans and Italians combined captured but failed to hold on to north Africa, and when the Western Allies' invasion of Italy was well underway, the Germans invaded italy too, and once again failed to hold it.

lastly, the Japanese Kicked the Britisher's collective arses early on during their involvement in the war, before the U.S.A. joined. they did this through the taking of the Phillipenes (sp?) and the sinking of the flagship HMS Prince of Wales.