How to fuck with people.

[Solo-Wing]

I had an Idea. If you were to make a game where you had to fuck with random people, how would you do it?
I have 2 ways.
1. Go to a book store and white out Waldo in the Where's Waldo book. (Thank you Cyanide and Happiness)
2.Buy a combination of items that freak out the cashier at a store the most. Current winners:
A. Tube of K-Y jelly and a Banana/Cucumber
B. Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

If you wanted to fuck with people, how would you do it?

EDIT: Ok people nothing to do with Genitals and fecal matter please. And try to keep the jokes legal. You know. "innocent" Jokes where people don't get hurt, just freaked out and/or confused.

 

[BGH122]

Haha, this thread has the potential for both hilariousness and insta-bans. I'm jumping in with both feet!

I'd buy a knife and a balaclava in the same store.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Get my trench coat and aviators, got hide in an alley and try to sell actual candy to children out of my pockets.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

2.Buy a combination of items that freak out the cashier at a store the most. Current winners:
A. Tube of K-Y jelly and a Banana/Cucumber
B. Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

Mine was always going to a truck stop, picking up XL magnum condoms, a teddy bear, a nightstick, a tub of Vaseline, a porno, and a stick of tootsie rolls. I'd bring them up to the counter and just buy $5 in gas and the tootsie rolls.

I lived near the girl who worked behind the counter, and it was just too much fun to play with her like that.

 

[PowerC]

Buy a small plastic brush, four large packages of toilet paper , a bottle of bleach, and a bottle of vodka

 

[sofaspud]

How would I, or how have I?

I suppose the most entertaining was the time we brought lawn chairs and a ice chest into a local books/music/movies store, and set up shop there in the middle of the aisle with a good view of the demo TVs. Toy Story 2 was playing that day, as I recall. It took a while before the staff finally threw us out.

Then there was playing baseball at midnight in the local supermarket, with pistachios for balls and loaves of french bread for bats.

Parking with less than two inches to spare on either side of someones car, that's a good one -- only if they deserve it, obviously (he did, he totally did).

But nothing that will, y'know, get you arrested. That's just dumb.

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

Wear a shirt that says "I HAVE AIDS', cover my hand in fake blood and offer to shake peoples hands

 

[Canid117]

1)Find people
2)Have sex with them

Congratulations! You have just fucked with people.

 

[Woodsey]

Poo in their face?

 

[Zechnophobe]

I'd create an incredibly popular game franchise destined to have three episodic sequels... and then just release other things over and over again. mUAHAHAHA.

 

[Irridium]

Break into their house, and shit on their carped. Like, middle of the room. Just take a dookie right there. Lay a big fudge-dragon right in the middle of a carpeted room.

When they walk in and see that chocolate hot-dog staring them in the face... oh yeah, remember to set up cameras to capture this moment.

 

[Solo-Wing]

I'd create an incredibly popular game franchise destined to have three episodic sequels... and then just release other things over and over again. mUAHAHAHA.

Wow. Valve is much more evil then I originally thought.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Ring up a bookstore, when they ask if they can help you, say "No thanks, I'm just browsing."

 

[Panken]

My favorite is to go to a restruant and dress like the managers there. Then go up to people's table and tell them that you are willing to give them free food and they just need to inform their waiter about it. Priceless.

 

[Rnr1224]

my current favorite is when you pretend to be talking to someone near an unsuspecting victim and mention things like "ok they are looking at the cereal now... ok now they are moving away to the next aisle." or something similar.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Depends the level, because the last person I harmlessly fucked with ended up repeating a grade.

But usually I grease the monkey bars and watch people that like to do tricks of them like grabbing them riding full speed into them and jumping ot grab them.