How to fuck with people.

[Madara XIII]

I had an Idea. If you were to make a game where you had to fuck with random people, how would you do it?
I have 2 ways.
1. Go to a book store and white out Waldo in the Where's Waldo book. (Thank you Cyanide and Happiness)
2.Buy a combination of items that freak out the cashier at a store the most. Current winners:
A. Tube of K-Y jelly and a Banana/Cucumber
B. Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

If you wanted to fuck with people, how would you do it?

EDIT: Ok people nothing to do with Genitals and fecal matter please. And try to keep the jokes legal. You know. "innocent" Jokes where people don't get hurt, just freaked out and/or confused.

Well first I'd find a way to dress up like your avatar, Excalibur, with a cane and white suit and everything then just randomly go around to different people and spout his nonsense

Example:

Me: You madam, what is your favorite number?
Woman: 12
Me: FOOL! What gives you the right to pick that particular number as your favorite!?
Woman: Huh?
Me: My hat is made from the finest silk you know?
Woman: is it?
Me: My legend began in the 12th century..
Woman: FUUUUUUUUU

God I love Excalibur so

 

[Ima842]

Dare someone to make something impossible and watch them try and try.
(In school tell someone)"Hey did you bring the homework" when there is no homework, it works better if a friend backs you up.
BTW:I just licked my elbow, you should try it to.

EDIT: I just think(steal) the best irl trolling ever.
When you get old, act like a person with Alzheimer.
Example 1:At the dinner table "who are you people and where is my horse
Example 2: To your son "Dave! I haven't seen you since middle school"
It fucks them up.

Cookie for the person who gets the reference.

EDIT 2: release a product, wait till it gets succesfull, released a slightly better product next year claiming it is "revolutionary"

EDIT 3: A video <youtube=mqiBLYLoNMM&feature=related>

 

[PancakesSUCKTHEYDO]

Go into a Bank wearing shades.

lol.

 

[wammnebu]

From Dimitri Martin

Leave a noteboook open in a public area with the following written

To Do List:
1. Get Notebook
2. Place notebook on ground
3. wait for person to pick up notebook
4. get person

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

If you do not have children (I assume most people here wouldn't) hire a babysitter to come over and mind your child, but tell them that your child is asleep upstairs and is not to be disturbed.

Then when you get back, ask them where your child is and watch them panic.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

YAY! No one has posted this vid sooooo...it's time to do a /thread. Here I go...


(/thread is at 6:29)

 

[xPixelatedx]

Nothing will ever beat the time I went shopping and bought: a long metal chain, Astro glide, a Yugioh starter deck and three Cadbury eggs.

Sadly I didn't get any strange looks or questions.

 

[Urgh76]

1: Cut a hole in a box.

2: Put your junk in that box.

3: Make them open the box.

And that's the way you do it.

It's my dick in a box?!

OVER AT YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE~

Erm.... *ahem*

OT: 1. Locate a public laundromat
2.When no one (the owner, specifically) is around, open the doors of all running machines
3.Close the doors
The machines will stop and cease to dry, when the owner gets back his clothes are wet and his money is gone

 

[AtheistAndProud]

1) Walk into a Wal-Mart, wait until they make an announcement over the speakers, then fall to my knees and shriek, "God hath SPOKEN!"
2) Hang around an obedience school for dogs, and wait until somebody blows a dog whistle. Then, pretend to die from shattered eardrums. Ketchup would work nicely.
3) Order, like, ten pizzas for somebody else. I actually did this once, to a neighbor I hated, and he actually payed for them and took them inside. I guess he likes pizza.
4) Poison a piece of candy. Put it in a bowl labeled "Lifetime Supply of Candy" Technically, it's true.

 

[ryai458]

Text your mom "I am okay don't worry" then turn off your phone for an hour.

 

[Urgh76]

From Dimitri Martin

Leave a noteboook open in a public area with the following written

To Do List:
1. Get Notebook
2. Place notebook on ground
3. wait for person to pick up notebook
4. get person

Wow, thats..... I have to do this now

 

[Nickompoop]

After saying a sentence, add "No pun intended."
Whoever you're talking to will try to figure out what the pun was for hours. (Source: XKCD)

 

[cormacdffy]

When you're with friends and you see a stranger walking in your direction, continue to talk to your friends and then casually say "...and that's how I became a registered sex offender" when he or she passes by. The looks on their faces are priceless

 

[WanderingFool]

I had an Idea. If you were to make a game where you had to fuck with random people, how would you do it?
I have 2 ways.
1. Go to a book store and white out Waldo in the Where's Waldo book. (Thank you Cyanide and Happiness)
2.Buy a combination of items that freak out the cashier at a store the most. Current winners:
A. Tube of K-Y jelly and a Banana/Cucumber
B. Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

If you wanted to fuck with people, how would you do it?

EDIT: Ok people nothing to do with Genitals and fecal matter please. And try to keep the jokes legal. You know. "innocent" Jokes where people don't get hurt, just freaked out and/or confused.

Now, would the pregnancy test and coat hanger be funnier if it is a girl or a guy buying it?

Also, I would go to walmart, buy a box of rifle ammo, a book of crossword puzzles, caffine pills.

 

[Scabadus]

I swear this is a true story, one that I delight in telling whenever the person it concers is around:

A friend of mine once went to the local store for some vasaline, because he had dry lips. When he was heading out of the house he called to his flatmate asking whether the flatmate wanted him to pick up anything from the store, and the flatmate said that yes, he was running low on condoms so could my friend pick up a box? Exactly who asks their friend to do this I'm not sure, but that's not the point. Anyway, my friend picks up the vasaline and condoms at the store and thinks to himself 'you know, it's fairly embarasing visiting the store just for this. I'll pick up something else too,' so he grabs the nearest item and heads for the checkout.

Arriving at the checkout with a tub of vasaline, a box of condoms and a cucumber, he realises that he should have put some thought into the third item.

 

[zane224]

Buy a box of condoms and a can of WD-40

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Break into their house, rearrange their stuff. Put the car keys in the bathroom, put the Cellphone underneath their pillow. Etc etc

 

[Drakmorg]

1. Find someone with one of those ear tunnel things (Dunno what it's called)
2. Sneak up on them
3. Jam a padlock in that shit
4a. Offer to sell them the key for $20
4b. Run like hell