How to fuck with people.
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You sir, are a master.baconsarnie said:
All I do is convince gullible people that water boarding is some form of water sport, not only is it hilarious, but it sets up the path for further hilarity.
Not necessary. I fuck with many people on a daily basis just by continuing to get up in the morning. I know so many people who don't like me for whatever petty reason that it's staggering, just by not dropping dead each day I'm getting my revenge.Solo-Wing said:
Go to your a super store (once that has everything). pick up the following items:
Duct tape,
Nylon rope,
folding chair,
blow torch,
pack of tube socks,
ski mask,
lots of sleeping tabs,
also while the store clerk is checking out the items stare very intently directly at their face and mumble to yourself.
(this is just for reference, I have never done this. (thats my story and Im sticking to it))
Duct tape,
Nylon rope,
folding chair,
blow torch,
pack of tube socks,
ski mask,
lots of sleeping tabs,
also while the store clerk is checking out the items stare very intently directly at their face and mumble to yourself.
(this is just for reference, I have never done this. (thats my story and Im sticking to it))
Did you know that if you tip your head back and shake an invisible salt-shaker into your mouth, you'll fool your brain and get the slight sensation of something salty on your tongue- try it!
"The voices... they're in my head......WHY WON'T THEY BE QUIET!?!? The paaaiiiin! The paaiiin! Please, please make it stop, make it CCEEEAAASSSEEE *GRRAAAGGGHHH* AAAAAHHHHH! Must destroy...must listen to the voices....must....obey....so...sorry....but...you...will be CCCOOOONNSUUUMMMEDDD! For the Seeker! The Seeker will find all!" I find that to be an excellent way of getting out of class during Math...and Gym...also Music...
Or method 2, (only works on Teachers with a sense of humor) raise your hand to ask a question and find a way to some how derail the topic to My Little Pony. For example, discuss the portrayal of Monarchs in children's entertainment and bring up Princess Celestia, talk about racism the bring up the racist class system in My Little Pony etc. etc. There is now a rule which says if you bring up My Little Pony once you are no longer allowed to ask any questions for the rest of the day... or try to convince other class mates to ask the question for you (as I tried). My teacher now has nightmares of me talking.....My parents aren't very proud of me. Or just do the same on internet forums... but you'd probably get banned.
Method 3, sing the hymn of the Soviet Union, constantly.
Method 4, Sing anything that's funny the firs time but gets on people nerves after a while, and in a fitting situation, for example, if you are eating breakfast, sing the Pork song. "Pooooork it's the meat of kings, deeeep fried try it with onion rings, Pooork sure goes with everything..."
Or method 2, (only works on Teachers with a sense of humor) raise your hand to ask a question and find a way to some how derail the topic to My Little Pony. For example, discuss the portrayal of Monarchs in children's entertainment and bring up Princess Celestia, talk about racism the bring up the racist class system in My Little Pony etc. etc. There is now a rule which says if you bring up My Little Pony once you are no longer allowed to ask any questions for the rest of the day... or try to convince other class mates to ask the question for you (as I tried). My teacher now has nightmares of me talking.....My parents aren't very proud of me. Or just do the same on internet forums... but you'd probably get banned.
Method 3, sing the hymn of the Soviet Union, constantly.
Method 4, Sing anything that's funny the firs time but gets on people nerves after a while, and in a fitting situation, for example, if you are eating breakfast, sing the Pork song. "Pooooork it's the meat of kings, deeeep fried try it with onion rings, Pooork sure goes with everything..."
Psychology isn't a location though silly. -_-Atheist. said:Says a psychology teacher in the first sentence, in case you didn't notice.
1) Get a labcoat, sunglasses, a clipboard, and a pen.
2) Wear all of those in public, and intensely stare at passerbys as you jot random things on your clipboard.
3) When asked what you're doing, reply "I'm sorry, the details of the leak and the extend of the contamination are on a need-to-know basis."
2) Wear all of those in public, and intensely stare at passerbys as you jot random things on your clipboard.
3) When asked what you're doing, reply "I'm sorry, the details of the leak and the extend of the contamination are on a need-to-know basis."
^ I've done that before to some racist prick who kept shooting me hardcore team deathmatch. I also shot at his feet.HankMan said:
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One of my favorite things to do to mess with people is when you get one of those little kids on XBL. You know, the kind that swear all the time and talk about how black they are. Just say "Hey, does your mother know you're talking like that."
EDIT:
Hide a burn-phone that's ringtone is a baby crying in the classroom of a teacher that just got back from maturinity leave. Anyone who's taken enough Biology knows where Im going with this...
I had a psychology teacher who suggested that we go into the men's bathroom when there's only one person using a urinal, go up and start using the one directly next to them, and strike up a random conversation.
He also suggested going into an elevator with at least one other person and stand facing the other people in there, preferably while intently staring them down.
I've never tried either of them (and especially not the first one, seeing as how I'm a woman and walking into a men's bathroom would freak guys out enough!), but I like the idea of testing mores and messing with people's sense of "personal space".
He also suggested going into an elevator with at least one other person and stand facing the other people in there, preferably while intently staring them down.
I've never tried either of them (and especially not the first one, seeing as how I'm a woman and walking into a men's bathroom would freak guys out enough!), but I like the idea of testing mores and messing with people's sense of "personal space".
