How to fuck with people.

[Lordpils]

The biggest box of ziploc bags you can find, viagra, heart pills, KY jelly and a rubber band. Tell the retailer "I couldn't find a box in my size."

 

[MechanicalMusic]

Simple. Find a really nice car and leave a sticky note saying only "im sorry for damaging your car"(or whatever). Do nothing else. I did this to a guys Audi R8 usually parked at this fancy 5 star Italian restaurant across the street where i play open mic. he actually spent 2 hours circling his car hunched over.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Simple. Find a really nice car and leave a sticky note saying only "im sorry for damaging your car"(or whatever). Do nothing else. I did this to a guys Audi R8 usually parked at this fancy 5 star Italian restaurant across the street where i play open mic. he actually spent 2 hours circling his car hunched over.

Nice. An old yet effective trick.
Welcome to the Escapist.
Stay out of the basement.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well I find that the Improv Everywhere [http://improveverywhere.com/] group does a great job of messing with people's minds at times. Like having 100 or so random people just suddenly stop moving in a busy New York train station for several minutes. Or having several people go through a "time loop" by continually repeating the same actions over the course of every ten minutes or so. Nothing cruel or vicious, just stuff that make people do double takes or wonder if their minds are working correctly.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Stand next to a post box and shout "How the hell did you get stuck in there? Hold on, I'll go and get help."

Then walk away and watch from a distance.

Equally, point at something in the sky. Nudge your friend to look at it. Wait for a bit and then walk away.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Hmm....

Nasty one:
Wear a shirt that shows off my breasts, then put a sock in my underwear.

Non-nasty one:
Give out candies to random people, but in reality they're empty wrappers.

Just terrible one:
Give out chocolate bars, but in reality the chocolate is...well, you get the idea.

Awkward one:
Run in the street naked, flailing my arms, screaming "I RAPED A MAN!"

 

[standokan]

I say "nothing personal" and then hit them

 

[exarkunsith]

Go to the gun section of a store like wal mart and ask where the anti depresants are sold.

 

[MechanicalMusic]

Simple. Find a really nice car and leave a sticky note saying only "im sorry for damaging your car"(or whatever). Do nothing else. I did this to a guys Audi R8 usually parked at this fancy 5 star Italian restaurant across the street where i play open mic. he actually spent 2 hours circling his car hunched over.

Nice. An old yet effective trick.
Welcome to the Escapist.
Stay out of the basement.

Its a pleasure to be here and thanks for the warning.

 

[EvilMaggot]

I had an Idea. If you were to make a game where you had to fuck with random people, how would you do it?
I have 2 ways.
1. Go to a book store and white out Waldo in the Where's Waldo book. (Thank you Cyanide and Happiness)
2.Buy a combination of items that freak out the cashier at a store the most. Current winners:
A. Tube of K-Y jelly and a Banana/Cucumber
B. Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

If you wanted to fuck with people, how would you do it?

EDIT: Ok people nothing to do with Genitals and fecal matter please. And try to keep the jokes legal. You know. "innocent" Jokes where people don't get hurt, just freaked out and/or confused.

Well first I'd find a way to dress up like your avatar, Excalibur, with a cane and white suit and everything then just randomly go around to different people and spout his nonsense

Example:

Me: You madam, what is your favorite number?
Woman: 12
Me: FOOL! What gives you the right to pick that particular number as your favorite!?
Woman: Huh?
Me: My hat is made from the finest silk you know?
Woman: is it?
Me: My legend began in the 12th century..
Woman: FUUUUUUUUU

God I love Excalibur so

you sick sick MAN!... excaliber is sooo anoying! xD

 

[Solo-Wing]

I had an Idea. If you were to make a game where you had to fuck with random people, how would you do it?
I have 2 ways.
1. Go to a book store and white out Waldo in the Where's Waldo book. (Thank you Cyanide and Happiness)
2.Buy a combination of items that freak out the cashier at a store the most. Current winners:
A. Tube of K-Y jelly and a Banana/Cucumber
B. Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

If you wanted to fuck with people, how would you do it?

EDIT: Ok people nothing to do with Genitals and fecal matter please. And try to keep the jokes legal. You know. "innocent" Jokes where people don't get hurt, just freaked out and/or confused.

Well first I'd find a way to dress up like your avatar, Excalibur, with a cane and white suit and everything then just randomly go around to different people and spout his nonsense

Example:

Me: You madam, what is your favorite number?
Woman: 12
Me: FOOL! What gives you the right to pick that particular number as your favorite!?
Woman: Huh?
Me: My hat is made from the finest silk you know?
Woman: is it?
Me: My legend began in the 12th century..
Woman: FUUUUUUUUU

God I love Excalibur so

you sick sick MAN!... excaliber is sooo anoying! xD

His obnoxiousness and ability to annoy is on an epic level. Thus making him epic. Plus he is the most powerful being in the world. Even though he is useless.

 

[Chibz]

I inform people that the pool is, unfortunately closed.

It has come to be in this state due to a rather horrible infection. Of aids.

 

[RedDeadFred]

One I've pulled:
I was pre-drinking at a friend's house and while everyone was playing/watching beer pong I sneaked into his room. His mouse is the wireless kind so I took a small piece of paper and taped it over the sensor.
When he came back that night he became frustrated that his mouse was not working so he turned it over. On the piece of paper I had written: I'm right behind you.
He tells me that it was actually one of the scariest moments of his life.

 

[Yopaz]

This is something I actually did like 2 weeks ago. I was going to take the subway and it was pretty late so I was the only one there. Then another guy got there. I was thinking that I was bored and I had to wait there for 20 minutes, so I decided to really mess with his mind. I moved so he would be in clear sight and I chose a position where it was easy to move my head to stare at him, but I had to move my head to do so. So I stared at him for some time, and every time he looked in my direction I looked away to make it seem like I pretended to never have looked at him, of course I made it obvious that I had. Then when he looked away again I took a few steps closer and started staring again. I repeated this until he was too scared to look away at all.

 

[Madara XIII]

I had an Idea. If you were to make a game where you had to fuck with random people, how would you do it?
I have 2 ways.
1. Go to a book store and white out Waldo in the Where's Waldo book. (Thank you Cyanide and Happiness)
2.Buy a combination of items that freak out the cashier at a store the most. Current winners:
A. Tube of K-Y jelly and a Banana/Cucumber
B. Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

If you wanted to fuck with people, how would you do it?

EDIT: Ok people nothing to do with Genitals and fecal matter please. And try to keep the jokes legal. You know. "innocent" Jokes where people don't get hurt, just freaked out and/or confused.

Well first I'd find a way to dress up like your avatar, Excalibur, with a cane and white suit and everything then just randomly go around to different people and spout his nonsense

Example:

Me: You madam, what is your favorite number?
Woman: 12
Me: FOOL! What gives you the right to pick that particular number as your favorite!?
Woman: Huh?
Me: My hat is made from the finest silk you know?
Woman: is it?
Me: My legend began in the 12th century..
Woman: FUUUUUUUUU

God I love Excalibur so

you sick sick MAN!... excaliber is sooo anoying! xD

His obnoxiousness and ability to annoy is on an epic level. Thus making him epic. Plus he is the most powerful being in the world. Even though he is useless.

In the words of Black Star, "He's so....LAME"

Now time for our morning stretches!
AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA

 

[Arisato-kun]

1. Obtain large container of fake blood.

2. Pour trail leading to the tampon aisle in Wal-Mart.

HAHAHA! That one is fucking priceless, but make it seem like there was a pause in front of them then finish trail at checkout.

Nah dude you have to stop the trail in front of the tampons. Then it makes other people think they opened the box right there.

 

[YesIPlayTheBagpipes]

concrete football?

 

[Wintermoot]

This is from an image but I can't find it so I'll have to explain. Get three pigs, mark them 1 3 4. Let them loose in a public area. Watch the search for number 2.

isnt that a student joke from a urban legend?

 

[cryogeist]

Buy airsoft guns
get a group of friends
get military gear
get the ability to skydive
while wearing all that gear parachute down and watch people freak out :3
(never did but i think it would be really funny)

one you could do
Heat up some fake blood
put the powder in their toothbrush (The water makes the fake blood become liquid again)