How to fuck with people.

[crudus]

Not necessarily. Vodka and sippy cups are a possible combination (though one that may only be practicable in Virginia, AFAICT). Deeply disturbing combinations of magazines also work: Parenting Today and Barely Legal.

My first thought with the former is "hmm, he must not have shot glasses" and my thoughts with the latter aren't disturbing(single parent or something).

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

I would learn a bunch of phrases in a bunch of languages. The sentences would, ideally, be related to each other but anyway. I would ask, in English, the time of someone on the street. Once the answer is given, I would ask if they could repeat that only my question would be asked in a different language.

I would also do this in fast-food situations

Spoiler: since rapping your order can get you arrested

Haha that was an awesome video dude. I can't believe they actually got charged with "disorderly conduct".

Seriously? Cops have nothing better to do except arrest four teens for rapping at a McDonald's drive-thru?

 

[BanthaFodder]

"I'll take this teddy bear, this cardboard box, this ruler, and this piece of string... MMMMmmmmmm...."

 

[Veret]

I suppose the most entertaining was the time we brought lawn chairs and a ice chest into a local books/music/movies store, and set up shop there in the middle of the aisle with a good view of the demo TVs. Toy Story 2 was playing that day, as I recall. It took a while before the staff finally threw us out.

Ah, but see, setting up in front of a giant TV almost makes sense. When my friends and I did this, we did it in an elevator--furniture and everything--for two hours. People don't even know you're in there until they open the door and find themselves in your "living room," and the kind of small-talk you can make while they ride with you is priceless.

 

[Arisato-kun]

1. Obtain large container of fake blood.

2. Pour trail leading to the tampon aisle in Wal-Mart.

I also enjoy hiding in clothing racks. When people are looking for something to buy I jump out and yell "Pick me!"

There was also that one time my friends and I ran through Wal-Mart dressed as pirates fighting each other.

Damn, Wal-Mart is fun.

 

[Solo-Wing]

1. Obtain large container of fake blood.

2. Pour trail leading to the tampon aisle in Wal-Mart.

HAHAHA! That one is fucking priceless, but make it seem like there was a pause in front of them then finish trail at checkout.

 

[crudus]

Then your mind is insufficiently dirty, and I salute you.

Sorry, when you said "sippy cups" I was thinking "dixie cups" which are two different products. Still those items really don't seem like they would ever go together. People would think "messy drunks" way before "deliberately drunk baby". I don't even know what the other one is trying to convey. Is it trying to get other people to assume a child molester? Single parent is really the only thing that is coming to mind.

 

[CobraX]

There is a game like that - It's called "Eternal Darkness".

 

[marginal]

1. Get a friend with you in a very crowded place. Take places about 30 or so feet away from each other. Start looking through the crowd like you're looking for something. When someone makes eye contact with you, point at them, smile, and say "HEY!" Then quickly walk towards them with your arms open like you're going to give them a big hug. Have your friend nonchalantly take position behind them. At the last moment, step to the side and hug your friend. You should see people's reactions.

2. Go to a bank or large store and ask if they can change $100. If they say yes, give them a $100 Monopoly bill and ask for 5 twenties.

3. Get a friend and go to a busy walking bridge or something similar. Kneel down and act like you're holding a hard to see wire. You'd be surprised how many people will stop and\or step over the invisible wire.

 

[Shadowtek]

get a friend and go into a mall of large store. Make sure that you both are dressed in dark cloths (not black). Stand relatively far apart but make sure you can still see each other. Keep a very serious look about the both of you as you scan the face of every passer by. When you see someone who seems to be nervous about your behavior both of you start stalking them. Keep acting like you are security and dodge out of sight when they look and keep about ten meters away. Ive had people run out of stores because this.
(be careful that the real security dosent see you or you will be asked to leave. Minimum)

 

[Biosophilogical]

Go up to someone (preferably someone you know) and start talking about an event that didn't happen, or a secret they didn't tell you. When they start asking you what you are on about, act like you jsut caught onto a 'subtle hint' that they were giving you, say "Oooh", give them a cheeky wink and then just sit/stand there in silence looking around like you are trying too hard to be inconspicuous.

 

[shadowsandwich]

1. Play creepy music from horror film the victim just watched while they sleep
2. Watch the look on their face

 

[Lagslayer]

Post something on a popular forum that is just barely vague and controversial enough and you will spawn a troll spiral.

 

[panosbouk]

Dress like Jason, then go and buy a chainsaw.

 

[Nouw]

I did this to my mom once when I was 14 and it almost scared her to death.

1. Get a container of ketchup and put it behind the back wheel of the victim's car.
2. Stand next to the container while the person is backing out of the driveway. When they run over and pop the container grab your foot and start hopping around, screaming at the top of your lungs until they get out and see the ketchup splattered all over you and your leg and freak the hell out, thinking they've run over your foot. Extra points if the neighbors are watching.

I want to do this one time xD.

 

[King tomto]

1. Get four friends together (Must be able to snap)
2. Find a non busy street
3. Get on to the street and snap at cars as they pass by like West side story

 

[sniddy_v1legacy]

What I've done

1) Changed desktop settings so the pixels between icons was huge and auto gridded and watched people wail (think that was windows 95 era)

2) Done the classic screen print a desktop and remove all the icons

3) When we had new computers with a sleep on/off button at work while the other team was off for there meeting I went other put them all to sleep

4) Many keyboard switches - changing settings from UK to USA - switching one key

....and for a non geeky one

5) My wife had a terrible cold and could only speak in a very squeaky voice, I cocked my head a few times, then went off and returned with one of the dogs squeaky toys. She spoke so I made some squeaks....repeated a few times so the dog came other thinking 'play time' I turned to the dog shushed it and said 'Sorry trying to communicate with this strange creature'

Probably lucky I wasn't killed at that point