How To Kill a Zombie

[Zeema]

Rules
1. 1 a Post
2.All weaponry can be used fictional or real
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How to Kill a Zombie with Trezu

Use Darth Vader's armour to brutal kill Zombies

 

[Smoochy]

Nuke them from orbit

 

[Daedalus1942]

Can't kill em with guns, and no strangulation, just chainsaws and good ole decapitation.
-Tabs<3-

 

[Fanta Grape]

Your ultimate guide to slaughtering, enslaving, farming or torturing zombies.

Step 1: Chainsaw.

 

[Neverhoodian]

1. Get some seeds.
2. Start planting.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Spoiler

 

[Zeema]

Your ultimate guide to slaughtering, enslaving, farming or torturing zombies.

Step 1: Chainsaw.

im goin 1 up you

A COMBINE HAVERSTER THE ULTIMATE ZOMBIE KILLER

 

[Fanta Grape]

Your ultimate guide to slaughtering, enslaving, farming or torturing zombies.

Step 1: Chainsaw.

im goin 1 up you

A COMBINE HAVERSTER THE ULTIMATE ZOMBIE KILLER

I admit defeat. Kudos to you, good sir.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

How to kill a zombie Muhammad Ali.

With my fists. Just to make it fair.

 

[klakkat]

Nuke them from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.

Your ultimate guide to slaughtering, enslaving, farming or torturing zombies.

Step 1: Chainsaw.

im goin 1 up you

A COMBINE HAVERSTER THE ULTIMATE ZOMBIE KILLER

I admit defeat. Kudos to you, good sir.

I can do you one better. Drive this fucking thing:

 

[Folix]

gonna go fictional here,

I'd use a dreadnaught, zombies can't do anything to me and i'm piloting an armoured, robo-fisted kill-bot

 

[Griffolion]

gonna go fictional here,

I'd use a dreadnaught, zombies can't do anything to me and i'm piloting an armoured, robo-fisted kill-bot

If you're referring to a Warhammer 40K Deadnought, you the pilot are on the cusp of death, only kept alive through extensive life support in a weird sarcophagus. So wouldn't it just be zombies killing zombies? One of them just has bad ass armour and weapons? Maybe that's something for a philosoraptor meme.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

An axe. And I don't even like them. But lopping limbs off...seems a viable option, even if they're the sort they don't die...in enough pieces, they aren't going to be a threat.

 

[Tax_Document]

Two plane tickets to Russia, followed by going North until you hit the very cold part.

Watch as the Zombies become Corpsicals.

Get it? Corpsicals?

 

[michael87cn]

Shawn of the Dead style. Scream like a little girl and throw plates at them.

 

[Folix]

gonna go fictional here,

I'd use a dreadnaught, zombies can't do anything to me and i'm piloting an armoured, robo-fisted kill-bot

If you're referring to a Warhammer 40K Deadnought, you the pilot are on the cusp of death, only kept alive through extensive life support in a weird sarcophagus. So wouldn't it just be zombies killing zombies? One of them just has bad ass armour and weapons? Maybe that's something for a philosoraptor meme.

you've got a point, i could still think. so that sats me apart from the zombies

also, chicks dig giant robots

captcha: artgoo concert, sounds like an indy band to me