How to make a real conspiracy theory

[Dirzzit]

"Obama is actually Osama and what they killed was a body double" Only thing I could think of.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

My conspiracy is that Osama flew over to America to congratulate Gabe on Portal 2, was secretly cloned, the the original was eaten by Gabe Newell, then the CIA placed the clone in a refurbished Guantanamo Bay, and got some SEALS to shoot the shit out of anyone and claim it was in Pakistan.


Even I can do this...

 

[ryai458]

I'll try a Conspiracy about space, seeing as we haven't even a millionth of it, it's easy for people to believe something that isn't there.

P.S it looks a bit like a news report

Conspiracy: Area 51 has officially confirmed that a large AI (Artificial Intelligence) controlled space station, which has been orbiting Mars (The source of Google Earth's Mars pictures) has recently had it's internal mainframe hacked and it is now under the control of Russian hackers, the KGB have released the following statement "We believe this is another victory for Russia, we will be using it as a mass CCTV station" it has been confirmed through the use of IP tracing, that the station is indeed under Russia's control

The station that is now under Russia control.

KGB was soviet so yeah, OT: Jesus was a prophet of Allah, or was he?

 

[Fluffyz0r]

Ok
The Bin Laden family are huge in the oil business and have strong ties to the bush family.
He was treated in a US military hospital.
He was never caught under Bush.
Obama was elected made alot of promises only kept a few and elections are getting closer, 10 years after the initial award for telling the US Osama's location, Osama's own bodyguards sold him out? really doesn't it sound too convenient?
Also hes gonna be buried at sea with the only people to see him are the Marines that supposedly killed him... Do people really believe Its really him? sadam had over 40 "clones" im sure Osama has a few.



Im not pulling anything out of my ass all info is collected from info sources that are not payed by or to the government.

 

[matt87_50]

Well... maybe not that sophisticated...

Flaws in the system only enance the appearance of reality.
Altough sometimes the flaws are so bad it rips straight trough to the bare mechanicals and then some human has to step in and tell the machinery to behave or else it won't get cookies.

and clearly, the machine has brought up his ploy in this tongue-in-cheek conspiracy theory forum, so as to further discredit anyone who would discover his plot!

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

Following all this nonsense about Osama's death I thought I'd make up a conspiracy theory on the spot.
It's really easy to make it plausible too, all you have to do is ignore the truth.


Let's begin -
The conspiracy surrounding Obama's birth origins was really an attempt to facilitate trust in Obama's honesty by inducing sympathy. His presentation of his short-form and then his long-form birth certificate were part of a prolonged campaign to build public trust and sympathy.
It was a brilliant move because then, following the release of his long-form birth certificate and establishing that trust, he announces Osama's death. The public is endeared to Obama who has fought hard and strong and triumphed over his adverseries, establishing himself as an American patriot who endured unjustified attacks against his national loyalty, this way the public is not likely to question his announcement of Osama's demise.


So go on guys, make up your own conspiracy theories. Bonus points if you reinterpret images or completely fabricate 'facts' for these images (Like the 'prop C' moon rock).

"all you have to do is ignore the truth."

What truth?.

 

[idskusters]

you wern't alowd to tel the truth now we must kil you

cheers random black ops dude

 

[ssgt splatter]

The escapist does not exist except for you who is reading this. Every other post is generated by a very sophisicated AI that is capable of arguing with itself and discuss reality.

So...GLaDOS is running this site? Cool.

 

[idskusters]

if yoy forget that we wil give you cake

 

[Brandon237]

The escapist does not exist except for you who is reading this. Every other post is generated by a very sophisicated AI that is capable of arguing with itself and discuss reality.

Very clever It would explain the lack of spamming, and why am I still talking to an AI? *hears HAL's voice synthesiser...*

OP: The northern lights are actually caused by a group of religious ghouls in rockets, trying to find a new home. Their rocket furl is highly colourful and radio-active, that is why we see bright lights. The poles being barren and free of people make them perfect homes, but without their technician, the ghouls can't land

Cookie to whoever gets that reference (only the first person, I'm not a cookie-baron).