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tijuanatim

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Not G. Ivingname said:
This is hard to explain, so I will just give an example:

How to shut up an up tight film critic in a second.

If they are ripping on one of your favorite films for plot holes, ask him/her who heard "Rosebud."

Now, how do you shut up any group instantly?
I thought the butler heard him say it then tells the reporters etc...

EDIT: Yea, The Butler did it!!!
'From the Kanes' butler Raymond (Paul Stewart), Thompson hears how Kane trashed Susan's room after she left but stopped when he came across the snowglobe (which we recognize from the deathbed scene). As Kane pocketed the snowglobe, Raymond heard him say "rosebud." Raymond has no idea what it means. However, he tells Thompson that he was in the room to hear Kane say "rosebud" again just before he died.' -Taken from the IMDB plot summary.
 

emeraldrafael

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How to shut up a girl that nags in a second?

Tell her she's right.



I know, thats horribly sexist, but its also sadly true in my experiences with women.
 

Tartarga

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SecretAlienMan said:
bleachigo10 said:
How to shut up those really annoying Republicans who think they know everything.

"Care to elaborate?"

Most of them don't even know what elaborate means.
Ugg let me guess you're a Democrat... well that's not a very fair assessment for you to only pick on the Republicans... 85% of ALL Americans will give the same answer hahaha.
Its really only the Fox News viewing ones, I swear even looking at a picture of Glenn Beck lowers your IQ.
 

sageoftruth

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SecretAlienMan said:
bleachigo10 said:
How to shut up those really annoying Republicans who think they know everything.

"Care to elaborate?"

Most of them don't even know what elaborate means.
Ugg let me guess you're a Democrat... well that's not a very fair assessment for you to only pick on the Republicans... 85% of ALL Americans will give the same answer hahaha.
Thanks. I was hoping someone would correct him, and I'm a Democrat (sort of).
 

sageoftruth

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How to shut up a extremist atheist:
Remind him that the scientific process is about always accepting the possibility of being wrong.
 

Eumersian

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SimuLord said:
How to shut up an idiot in a second:

Smack 'em in the head with a cricket bat.
How to shut up a zombie in a second:

Smack 'em in the head with a cricket bat.
 

TundraStalax

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how to shut up a vegan, vegetarian or PETA member in a second
kindly explain to them that plants are living things too, they also feel pain...
 

MurderousToaster

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How to shut up a pretentious prick who thinks their argument is infallible in a second:

Point out all the flaws in their argument. Instead of trying to back up their points they will just give up.
 

Sonic Doctor

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bleachigo10 said:
How to shut up those really annoying Republicans who think they know everything.

"Care to elaborate?"

Most of them don't even know what elaborate means.
Now I'm not Republican, though I am Conservative. What you posted is the stereotype of Republicans are stupid and uneducated. Which isn't true. Such a thing wouldn't get me to shut up. I've been in threads "elaborating" until I had to leave because I had more important things to deal with, like going to class or eating.

Elaborate: To explain a subject further with detail.

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How to shut a Liberal up in a second.

Tell them to use a non-liberal source of information to disprove your argument.

If they do come back with information they claim isn't liberal, there is a 99.9% chance it is Liberal. Countless times I have looked up sources that Liberals have used after I used my shut up technique, and I have shot down every one.

They usually come back with some obscure source, but when I do research, I find that the trail leads to Liberals. The Liberal that brings the information back, thinks that since I am Conservative and most likely stupid, I won't actually take the time to do the research to disprove his source.
 

Snotnarok

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I don't need them to shut up, I've stopped caring what people think about what I like. If I did still care I'd have pulled my hair out from the nonsense I hear daily.

The true asshole is the one who cannot respect what one person does like or doesn't like and verbally attacks them on that judgment.

I usually just let them finish and then I just look at them for a moment or two and say my feeling and if they start giving me sass I usually just say what I just said. Opinions are subjective and shouldn't take judgment.
 

Sonic Doctor

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Marq said:
How to shut up an escapist in a second:

You can't. They never stop talking but they never even say anything.
I resent that remark.

Anything.

I say it all the time.
 

HT_Black

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Q: How do you shut up an atheist?
A: Tell them you don't give a flying fuck.

Q: How do you shut up a religious fundamentalist?
A: Tell them you don't give a flying fuck.

Q: For that matter, how do you shut up everyone?
A: Tell them...you guesssed it.
 

tologna

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sageoftruth said:
How to shut up a extremist atheist:
Remind him that the scientific process is about always accepting the possibility of being wrong.
Hmm... Then again, that works both ways. Doesn't it?