How to shut up a _______ in a second.

[ThatLankyBastard]

How to shut up a Troll in a second.

The Game

NOOOOOOO!!!! Damn you...

I find you can make anything into an awkward silence using the "If I was ____ I'd totally ____ you!" formula...

Example:
Stupid Person I know-"Playstation 3 is WAY better than Xbox 360!"
Me-"If I was hungry I'd so totally eat you..."
Stupid Person I know-"...wait, what?"

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

How to shut a male up in a second:
Punch him right in the dick!

Seriously though. I find the best way to shut up a troll is to start singing bidibodi bidibu. It's surprising good at making them confused.

 

[Bad Jim]

How to shut up an evil wizard

Cast silence.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

How to shut up an escapist in a second:

You can't. They never stop talking but they never even say anything.

Your an escapist.

 

[tologna]

How to shut up a extremist atheist:
Remind him that the scientific process is about always accepting the possibility of being wrong.

Hmm... Then again, that works both ways. Doesn't it?

not really, real faith requires that you be unwavering in your beliefs, i.e not accepting the possibility of being wrong.

So essentially, Faith= Denial of opposing possibilities. How insightful!

 

[Murais]

Citing SMBC here:


How to shut up a philosopher in seconds.

"How is it that Ayn Rand was right about EVERYTHING?!"

 

[tologna]

How to shut a male up in a second:
Punch him right in the dick!

Seriously though. I find the best way to shut up a troll is to start singing bidibodi bidibu. It's surprising good at making them confused.

You, sir, have found an semi-effective method of trolling a troll. I belive congratulations are in order.

 

[higgs20]

How to shut up a extremist atheist:
Remind him that the scientific process is about always accepting the possibility of being wrong.

Hmm... Then again, that works both ways. Doesn't it?

not really, real faith requires that you be unwavering in your beliefs, i.e not accepting the possibility of being wrong.

So essentially, Faith= Denial of opposing possibilities. How insightful!

haha I'm not saying I agree with it but yeah pretty much, have you ever met someone with a firm belief in god who is also will to say that the theory of evolution is a possible explanation for mankind. to be honest I was just pointing out that your what you said before made no sense.

 

[KEM10]

How to shut up an economist.
Compare the invisible hand to God.

I hope I'm not the only one here, but could you explain that one?

The invisible hand is a part of laissez faire economics (translated to "let it be"). The idea is the market will correct itself in time and you cannot force it.

What else can't you see, influences the world, and you just have to have complete faith in?

 

[My name is Fiction]

How to shut up those really annoying Republicans who think they know everything.

"Care to elaborate?"

Most of them don't even know what elaborate means.

I will keep this in mind next time I state why they scare me, thank you!

 

[My name is Fiction]

How to shut a male up in a second:
Punch him right in the dick!

Seriously though. I find the best way to shut up a troll is to start singing bidibodi bidibu. It's surprising good at making them confused.

You, sir, have found an semi-effective method of trolling a troll. I belive congratulations are in order.

If only we could mail cake to you without ruining it. :/

 

[Mcface]

How to shut up a liberal: Punch him in the face.

How to shut up a republican: Punch him in the face.

How to shut up a critic: Punch him in the face.

How to shut up a heckler: Punch him in the face.

How to shut up a weeabo: Tell him anime sucks. then PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.

 

[The Night Shade]

How to shut up Everyone:Fuck'em

 

[VanityGirl]

How to shut up a person who says "your mom".

"No, kid, I'm the one who tells you what your mom says"

Hasn't failed me yet.

 

[Danman1]

How to shut up anyone.
Duct tape, lots of it.

Why do that? A little bit of Chloroform is a lot less costly.

 

[Seriphina]

Trolling is an Art.

Correction
Trolling is a art*

 

[Anarchemitis]

How to shut up a person who says "your mom".

"No, kid, I'm the one who tells you what your mom says"

Hasn't failed me yet.

My response is "What is this, 2003?"

 

[laststandman]

How to shut up obnoxious kids on xbox live
mute them

 

[Lucifron]

How to shut up anyone who denies evolution in a second:

Neural-jack ala The Matrix "The Greatest Show on Earth" into their brains.