how to tell a friend to stop his girlfriend talk?

[Captain_Fantastic]

So what you're saying is, that two of your friends are happy and you are so bitter and miserable that you can't handle them being in love?

Yeah, I recommend telling them exactly how you feel. They will leave you be and eventually you will end up bitter and alone and never have to deal with people whose emotions you personally find inconvenient ever again.

Or, and I'm just putting this out there, you could enjoy the fact that friends of yours are happy. You could support them and get a vicarious thrill out of their happiness. And maybe one day, after showing them how much you support them, they'll hook you up with a friend of theirs-


-naw, who am I kidding. That's just crazy talk. The world revolves around you. Best not to let anyone who thinks otherwise into it.

i used to have two friends like this, they would invite me to hang out only ro sit there making out next to me and i felt the exact same way,at first i told him to get his balls out of her purse and come out and have a good time and they both had a fit over it then one day a while later a good friend of mine got involved over the constant "i wuvv woo" paragraphs over facebook and told them both to either put it on a private message or shut up entirely, i agreed completely.

they blocked me and we no longer hang out. last i heard they have no friends other than each other because of how they treat people, they never go out, and some of their "best friends" are growing to dislike them like i did.

I on the other hand couldn't be happier. I started hanging out with people who are more fun even with a significant other nearby and just better friends in general. i'm no longer the only one in the group who wants to go out and do stuff. I'm being invited to parties nearly every weekend(something that never happened). and im no longer the only one who is not broke all the time so going out for lunch is not an impossible affair.

and from the amount of motivation i have gotten from this change i have started practicing/studying a bunch of random hobbies, along with working out and eating healthy.

 

[Friendly Lich]

Don't ruin their relationship just because you feel left out.

 

[DeathSwitch109]

Get a room, beautiful in it's simplicity. Is there a French equivalent?

That should do the trick. It's not too nice or too rude, right on the nose. I'll say that to my friends all the time and I'll usually get the "**** you Mike," they stop and we laugh it off.

 

[darkraven28]

Hello there, i'm kinda in a difficult situation and i hope i can find some answers on this forum.

To be short, me and some friend usually talk on teamspeak/skype but recently two of those friends starting to date each other and constantly rub their love to my face.... and that actually starting to pissing me off.

So i'm asking if anyone could have the kindness to tell me how to tell them to piss off, and possibly in a way that could make them break up, go under their respective beds and choke to death with their own vomit.

I hope i could find some idea from this topic, because even if i wanted to make my first topic as radom as possible, my problem is actually a real one


ps: Sorry if my english il not as good as i hoped it would be, i'm french and i could use some grammar nazis or grammar hammer to help me on that field

tell them that you are happy for them but say "can you guys please tone it down a bit your kind of hurting my feeling and i don't want to date right now or i haven't found the right person" if they don't then say kindly "look i don't like the way you guys are treating me i mean i don't try to be a total jack to you guys and if you guys don't stop then i don't think we should hang out anymore" and log off of skype or walk away. and also if i offend you i applogize.