How Valve botched yet another launch

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Internet Kraken

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You guys are missing the point. It doesn't matter how long or short they delay the release. Valve is supposed to be a professional game developer, yet they never pull their act together for a release. Despite them proclaiming in interviews to have tons of free time due to their new development strategy, they still fail to get the game out on time. I'm really getting sick of this.

Yes I did expect this to happen. No, I don't think we should be okay with it.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
http://www.yeaahh.com/index.php?id=312aa37e80cead0af8fdb5943db91e2e

this sums it up
 

Viper1265

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Its stuck at "scanning for Steam games updates..." for me :( i wanna play just a little before bed, wait... as i was typing it went on to decrypting YAY!
 

Gardenia

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I had actually forgotten today was the big day. I sat for hours waiting for the demo to come out but the real release I forgot. Yay.
 

grimsprice

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Internet Kraken said:
You guys are missing the point. It doesn't matter how long or short they delay the release. Valve is supposed to be a professional game developer, yet they never pull their act together for a release. Despite them proclaiming in interviews to have tons of free time due to their new development strategy, they still fail to get the game out on time. I'm really getting sick of this.

Yes I did expect this to happen. No, I don't think we should be okay with it.
I think you're missing the point. They can't spontaneously pull an infinite amount of bandwidth out of their ass. If a million+ people try to download the game at the same time its not going to work.
 

Internet Kraken

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grimsprice said:
Internet Kraken said:
You guys are missing the point. It doesn't matter how long or short they delay the release. Valve is supposed to be a professional game developer, yet they never pull their act together for a release. Despite them proclaiming in interviews to have tons of free time due to their new development strategy, they still fail to get the game out on time. I'm really getting sick of this.

Yes I did expect this to happen. No, I don't think we should be okay with it.
I think you're missing the point. They can't spontaneously pull an infinite amount of bandwidth out of their ass. If a million+ people try to download the game at the same time its not going to work.
They delayed the game because they found a game crashing bug. Not because of a lack of bandwidth. And they know a large number of people are going to try to download the game and play. They should be ready for that.
 

grimsprice

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Internet Kraken said:
grimsprice said:
Internet Kraken said:
You guys are missing the point. It doesn't matter how long or short they delay the release. Valve is supposed to be a professional game developer, yet they never pull their act together for a release. Despite them proclaiming in interviews to have tons of free time due to their new development strategy, they still fail to get the game out on time. I'm really getting sick of this.

Yes I did expect this to happen. No, I don't think we should be okay with it.
I think you're missing the point. They can't spontaneously pull an infinite amount of bandwidth out of their ass. If a million+ people try to download the game at the same time its not going to work.
They delayed the game because they found a game crashing bug. Not because of a lack of bandwidth. And they know a large number of people are going to try to download the game and play. They should be ready for that.
Well, ok, game crashing bug is egg in their face. At least they fixed it in less than an hour.
 

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grimsprice said:
Internet Kraken said:
You guys are missing the point. It doesn't matter how long or short they delay the release. Valve is supposed to be a professional game developer, yet they never pull their act together for a release. Despite them proclaiming in interviews to have tons of free time due to their new development strategy, they still fail to get the game out on time. I'm really getting sick of this.

Yes I did expect this to happen. No, I don't think we should be okay with it.
I think you're missing the point. They can't spontaneously pull an infinite amount of bandwidth out of their ass. If a million+ people try to download the game at the same time its not going to work.
This man speaks truth, listen to him. I think what happened is that Value experienced some server errors from a massive crush of people crowding steam(which explains why the forums were slowed to a crawl and the community section was down). After all, it would be stupid for Valve to maintain a system to service the traffic that they only get during release date. In a few hours the congestion will clear up some(but the game servers are still going to be packed). It's down to the waiting game since the tubes of the internet are all clogged up.

Edit: Man decryption takes a long time. Give me my unreasonably large prime number and lets do this already.
 

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I just realized the game was released. Thought it was tomorrow at midnight. :O I'll be playing with the name ridley or road so hit me up :O. For the next hour at least :(
 

grimsprice

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Twilight_guy said:
After all, it would be stupid for Valve to maintain a system to service the traffic that they only get during release date.
Even if they wanted to, i don't think it would be possible for them to set up a system that wouldn't nearly crash under these kinds of strains. I'm guessing... over a million downloads world wide. No matter what you do, you can't set up that kind of bandwidth. No way.
 

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Well, it's decrypting for me. It tends to get stuck from time to time, though, and requires coddling and a cookie to restart.

Anyway, screw you all, it's done.
 

300lb. Samoan

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I remember the TFC launch...

It's coming out this weekend!
Well, maybe next weekend.
No, wait... more bug fixes hold on...
Give us a couple months.
It's done when it's done, don't hold your breath.


Yep, I already knew the joys of getting cockteased back when I was an eigth grader. You'll look back and remember this time fondly, gents and gals.
 

Roadface

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Says for the me the game is unavailable. Guess Valve can't handle all the log in requests? This blows... If I can't get it to work in the next 10 minutes I'm going to bed :O
 

Roadface

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Restarted it twice. Now it's saying scanning for game updates and it's stuck at that...
 

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Roadface said:
Says for the me the game is unavailable. Guess Valve can't handle all the log in requests? This blows... If I can't get it to work in the next 10 minutes I'm going to bed :O
Restart steam. If that doesn't work, restart steam.