woke up at 4:00 am olny to discover that i was in a parallel universe where evil does not exsists and made the world entirely boreing, i then discoverd a large wad of cheese that when consumed created a sort of pandora's box effect of course replaceing "box" with cheese and Pandora with "Curtis" so i supposes i shall call it My cheese effect; anyway by releaceing all of the earths evil through one orifice I assume that the hope and joy will come out the other later-comeing to realize that i have a slow metabolism i then fell to my knees promptly yelled "Why!" and then proceded to have a medeocre day and now i...i...i can't feel my leg 
merry christmas!
merry christmas!