How we'll die....

[COR 2000]

Alright, picking up from previous avatar and killing game threads, I'm going to experiment and combine the two into one tasty, intergalactic, combine-flavored treat.

The goal of the game is to report how the poster above you will die, using their avatars/names as evidence(Much like the Asylum Game).

Say for example, the Ads above me:

Alas, the advertisement banner received too many sex changes and plastic surgery operations and as a result, he/she/it/shebe/trogdor contracted MRSA from all his/her/its/shebe's/trogdor's exposed skin and operations. He/she/it will be missed...

Your move.

Let's see how many ridiculous deaths we can conjure up! GO!

 

[Julianking93]

Based on your avatar, I'd say after battling through the nonstop forces of hell, you'd eventually tire and die by your own sword like an honorable Viking.

I guess mine will be pretty easy.

 

[Desert Warrior]

By the look of your Avatar i say you died while Dancing. It was the Greatest moment of you live you were on fire but then you slipped on some water and slid into a Deep Fryer of a Korean Restaurant..It may have been a Horrible death but thats not what the people who ate you thought

Mine i think will have a Boom in it

 

[Flying-Emu]

Obviously you died in a zeppelin crash while en route between the Undercity and Orgrimmar.

Or were the victim of some Scourge Nerubian Towers.

 

[Fraught]

Somebody punched you in the face, and the monocle went through your skull.

[small]Tee hee.[/small]

 

[Desert Warrior]

You got a new Double bladed lightsaber and pointed it the Wrong way

 

[Jedamethis]

Crashed into wall as a result of opaque goggles

 

[COR 2000]

As it turns out, Jedamethis the Anubis was not fire-proof. He caught fire and burned to death while taking the photo that would later be his avatar.

 

[Voltaggia]

What you thought was a helium tank was actually a gas tank full of [insert poisonous gas here], and the skull label was on the back of it.

 

[Azraellod]

the armoured troll will get mistaken for the other type of troll, and be crucified by the rest of the escapist.

 

[COR 2000]

Unfortunately, Arzaellod had lost his grip on his scythe and it came down upon his neck, decapitating him...

 

[Voltaggia]

((Troll? Dear god, you're on escapist and don't know about Warhammer 40k?!?!?!))?

Your skull will be "pressed" to make a new Jolly Roger.

 

[Azraellod]

nightmare will be brutally slaughtered by the dread pirate Cervantes.

[sup]no, i don't play it. warhammer was something that i tried, but i have bad luck with dice and got fed up after a while. i don't know if 40k is any different, although if it doesn't use dice, i may be interested.[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

Naturally, bearing in mind that cats don't have thumbs, that scythe'll slip out of your hand. But it won't decapitate you, oooh no. Nothing so merciful. Y'see, the sharp metal bit'll land on the foot of aforementioned "Dread Pirate Cervantes", who'll then proceed to cut your head off and feed it to a kraken.

(Y'know, I actually thought of a really good one for Voltaggia... Supposing he was playing Warhammer with a mysterious cloaked figure, and it started to look like he was winning, when suddenly the cloaked figure flong off his cloak to reveal he was in fact Heath Ledger's award-winning portrayal of the Joker! He'll offer to show you a magic trick, and make your Robot Troll Thing figure disappear... Anyone who's seen the Dark Knight can guess what happens next. Anyone else is clearly too stupid to read...)

 

[Gamurga]

A japanese manga character named "sam g", obviously suffers from severe confusion about his identity. Sam G unfortunately got shot in the head by a black drug dealer named "Fat Cheese", 'cause he walked up to him and said: "Yo, konichiwa homie-san. Got a G-pack for ya."

 

[COR 2000]

Gamurga was riding on his bike and delivering newspapers(hence his escapist status) for all us other escapists to read. Samuel Gee was traveling down the same road in a massive cargo truck. Unfortunately, he was rather tired and could barely keep his eyes open, and eventually spiraled out of control. Likewise, Gamurga had his eyes open way too wide and strained his eyes, thus rendering him blind for a few seconds and causing him to crash into Samuel and become a newfound pancake.

 

[Azraellod]

the crack showing in the top of cor 2000's skull was proven to be a major hindrance when he bumped his head on a light bulb and his skull split in half completely.

 

[Aqualung]

Azreallod clearly hurt a lolcat, which incurred the wrath of 4chan, who spammed his life with very graphic images until he committed suicide by falling onto a scythe.

 

[Voltaggia]

Prince gets a heart attack while doing a wallrun. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!