How we'll die....

[rylus5]

pararaptor will be beaten to death by an old lady with a stick...oh and the stick has a nail in it (ouch sucks to be you)

 

[Nu-Hir]

Pararator was walking down the street one day when he sees this old lady struggling to cross the street. The old lady turns around and smiles at Pararaptor with a hideous smile, as she begins lunges forward and disembowls Pararaptor.

 

[Ren3004]

Nu-Hir will be stomped to death by giant badgers, resulting in what is considered the 37[sup]th[/sup] most horrible death in the history of mankind.

 

[COR 2000]

Spoiler: For Nu-Hir

Nu-Hir was wandering around in a chinese jungle last night. While wandering, he comes across a panda. Thinking of it as his own, he goes over to hug it. Unfortunately, the panda was rather irritated at the moment and mauled Nu-Hir to death.

Ren was a curious man who took the magic bus into space. Unfortunately, while traveling, he got to close to a black hole and was sucked in, never to be seen again....

 

[Ren3004]

COR 2000 will be surrounded by a space marine (based on your Bernie badge)

 

[Voltaggia]

Black hole. Nuff said.

 

[rylus5]

hit by a transport truck.....going at the speed of light

 

[Sassafrass]

rylus5 gets killed for falsely impersonating any ODST. (I think it's an ODST, too small to tell)

 

[Berethond]

sasquatch was a man. Or maybe he was a bear-man. Or maybe just a bear. But anyways, he was still sasquatch. Tromping through the countryside.

Until one day he was ambushed by his evil brother, the Yeti. Following an epic battle involving Space Marines, wormholes, time machines, and the Ghost of McCarthy, (which is too horrific to detail here), sasquatch fell.

snip

You're alive!

 

[COR 2000]

snip

You're alive!

No, genius, I'm dead, haven't you seen my other posts here?

In any case, I come over to your house, hug you, and throw a disco party at your house. Unfortunately, all you do during the party is look up at the disco ball with your avatar eye, and eventually you suffer a seizure. No one notices your pain, so you also eventually die.

The end!

 

[Prideful Heretic]

COR dies from hunger due to the fact he has no jaw.

 

[Sam G]

Whoever's glasses they are, they're pretty pissed that you took them, WhelyB.
Pretty darn pissed. And in possession of a horde of the undead. With guns.

 

[COR 2000]

Given that Samuel is an anime character, his giant-ultra-badass-robot-schoolgirl-toilet of an arch-nemesis shows up and squishes him.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Given your avatar is a skull, you are already dead.

 

[COR 2000]

Given Metric monkey's escapist status and the things he's seeing(hence his avatar), we can conclude that Metric Monkey has mad cow disease and has already died from it.

 

[Sam G]

Given the large amount of people who's deaths you've predicted, eventually one of them actually will die of the causes you've predicted. This will drive you to believe that you are a god of death, and the spiralling guilt will cause you to go insane and throw yourself off a roof.

 

[Azraellod]

your cold indifference to the world will eventually lead to lack of motivation, depression, and eventually a cold and lonely death...

 

[COR 2000]

You will suffer a seizure and step on your cat in the process. With that being said, you he attacks and kills you with a mini-scythe.