How we'll die....

[Jaywebbs]

you will be scared to death by a skull in your closet

 

[mintfresh]

You will be caught in a giant spider's web, and devoured by the gargantuan eight legged monstrosity that dwells there.

 

[Jaywebbs]

you will be eaten by a walrus tycoon

 

[Sam G]

The antichrist will plow you down in his 4x4.

 

[Azraellod]

you will continue to suffer from stress (it's already turning your hair white), until you reach the exhaustive stage and die of having too many chemicals in your body.
[sup]i hated psychology at school.[/sup]

 

[COR 2000]

You looked at one spot for too long and eventually went gonzo. Turns out you also had Mad Cow disease and it would up killing you as you went mad.

 

[XSA37]

You tried to be fireproof, but failed. Miserably.

 

[Jedamethis]

Hit in the face.
Very hard.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Eaten by a jackal and thrown in the fire

 

[COR 2000]

Your cross summoned a demonic spirit that clawed your face off and burned your blankie.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Your skull was ripped out and you were beaten to death with it a la http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKASghwtQmQ

 

[Sam G]

You walked into a church, and your feet ignited with holy fire. Sucks to be you.

 

[Jedamethis]

Everybody hated your face, so they painted over it in lead based paint

 

[COR 2000]

Anubis Mercer threw you into a fire and consumed you. Then took your identity, ran to the top of the great sphinx, then slammed down to the ground on top of your girl-friend.

 

[Ren3004]

Constantly having a burning candle under your skull resulted in your blood boiling and your head exploded.

It does happen. Seriously. Trust me, I'm almost a doctor.

 

[Jedamethis]

Eaten by a wren, angered by your misspelling of its name

 

[Ren3004]

You chose the red pill. Unfortunately for you, Morpheus got it wrong and it was cyanide.

 

[COR 2000]

You're having a kick-ass party at your house and you're dancing around that giant coat-of-arms when it loses its balance and falls down on you, crushing you.

 

[Sam G]

You're about to post in this thread again when your keyboard explodes and bits of it stick in your face.

 

[Azraellod]

the infection that is changing the colour of your hair slowly to white will eventually overtake your body, and the pain that it will cause will eventually force you into suicide.