How we'll die....

[jackanderson]

Seeing as you're the grim reaper, you'll lose a limbo contest and be forced to become two kids' best friend forever until eventually you're fired and replaced by Numbuh 3 of the Kids Next Door.

 

[COR 2000]

Ah, Good ol' CN nostalgia for the win...

For you, however, the nostalgia distracts you from the giant prohibition circle that falls onto you and crushes your internal organs, obviously killing you.

 

[Sam G]

Having killed you so many times in this thread, I decided I could save myself having to think of new inventive ways to kill you by actually just killing you. I'm hiding under your bed as I type this, holding a knife between my teeth.

 

[Ren3004]

One day you get home, and spot a card on the floor that says "Hello". As you move closer to investigate, an anvil is dropped from the ceiling, killing you.

 

[Ren3004]

You'll punch a smiley so hard he'll fly away from you, hitting a wall. However, according to Newton's third law, an equal and opposite reaction will send you flying backwards into a bag, where you'll suffocate while trying to escape.

 

[COR 2000]

I grab an instant thread revival bar and whack it into the coat of arms, thus falling upon you, crushing you, and ensuring that this thread sees more action.

 

[TheSentinel]

A flaming skull comes from hell and engulfs you.

 

[dalek sec]

Your microphone shorts out and fries your brain.

 

[Sam G]

You eat a human, turn into a squid-human, and your bretheren destroy you.

 

[COR 2000]

Your evil pose distracts you from the piano bomber that flies overhead and drops one on you, crushing you.

 

[jackanderson]

You are Mrs. B. J. Smidge of The Burrow, Hull. You are told to stand up. You are promptly shot. This demonstrates the value of not being seen.

 

[COR 2000]

The hot topic badge under your avatar burns your buttocks and causes you to jump out and receive head trauma from the "Press Junketeer" status above you, thus eventually killing you.

 

[dalek sec]

It's a no brainer, the crack in your skull killed you.

 

[COR 2000]

I revive the thread, but as I grab the thread revival kit, it bursts into candy bars which fall on top of you and drown you.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

You gorge yourself on the candy bars and fall down, crack your skull, and roll into a incinerator.

 

[Logic 0]

You get farmed into fresh bacon and ham.

 

[COR 2000]

I kill your brother. You go mad and then kill yourself.