How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Eumersian]

I know he has a good taste in women.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I know he's a cannibal.

 

[Dango]

I don't know anything about him at all.

 

[Eumersian]

I know that their username is a food, and I see them from time to time.

 

[Dango]

I know that I didn't get my username from the food, and that I got it from my favorite anime.

 

[Eumersian]

I know that their username is, nevertheless, a food.

 

[Dango]

I don't know and will not ever know know what his username is.

 

[One Seven One]

I know I didn't even think of that until he brought it up.

 

[Eumersian]

I know that the will not, because it is a personal name I made up for various gaming purposes.

 

[Dango]

I know that he got ninja'd after 12 minutes.

 

[Eumersian]

I know that it was a wonderful ninja indeed. Though it still counts.

 

[Dango]

I know that the Ban Game is his lair in which he seduces unsepecting users.

 

[Eumersian]

I know that they are all rather suspecting at this point?

 

[Dango]

I know that doesn't necessarily mean they're willing.

 

[Eumersian]

I know that many are at least ready to deal with my shenanigans with knives and shotguns and such?

 

[ShockValue]

I know that he is prepared for that at least.

 

[Eumersian]

I know that oftentimes, being naked diminishes your options for escape?

 

[Dango]

I know that I don't think that was relevant, but still creepy.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because there aren't many things that you can be prepared for while naked, besides sex.

Imagine how MacGyver could have done all of that cool stuff if he was naked. On second though, maybe you should only imagine that if you're sexually attracted to men. Otherwise, it's weird.