How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I got him in trouble at work. He received fifty lashes and was then promptly fired.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I was at that Taco Bell, eating a Burrito. I laughed when he got fired.

 

[ShockValue]

He laughs at others misfortune. I'm quite sure he is also the guy who left to live on the moon.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Stole the last slice of pizza. We exiled him to the desert for it.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

He's the hero the Escapist deserves, the hero we need right now.
Some may hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.

 

[Jedamethis]

He's the reason everybody likes goats.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hes the reason everybody changes EgypitianDoggod Clause to Santa Clause

 

[Jedamethis]

He shall never again forget that Anubis is a jackal.
[sub]Well, half jackal, half human.[/sub]

 

[Jedamethis]

He usually forgets to brush his teeth, but Vivie reminded him

 

[Jedamethis]

We don't want his teeth to fall out, or the girls won't like him

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's an awesome goat.

 

[Pm0n3y]

He just broke the combo.