How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know he's a potty mouth.

 

[Sacman]

I know he loves Christina Moose...

 

[Eumersian]

I know they light people on fire with machete-guns.

 

[Eumersian]

I know they can't be right about that?can they?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I know he needs more practice with SC2.

 

[Eumersian]

I know they haven't played in forever.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know they won't fix the gap.

 

[Sacman]

I know he won't help...

 

[Link_to_Future]

I know a seizure when I see one.

 

[xmbts]

I know that's a handy skill to have.

 

[Sacman]

I know they lack that skill and don't realize it's a seizure until too late...

 

[Link_to_Future]

I know that they know the exact steps taken to deal with a seizure. Intimately.

 

[Sacman]

I know they took something and it felt like Karate...

 

[Link_to_Future]

I know that that last statement broke my brain.

 

[Sacman]

I know you were in your family car, following a checkered cab that could somehow fly and as you were watching the flying cab it faltered and crashed into the parking lot of a nearby shopping mall. Everybody in the cab was dead, except for a college buddy who came stumbling out of the wreckage. He had a weird look on his face and he walked towards you and he tripped. As he tripped, he held out his hand and you grabbed it and it came off in your own hand, spurtting blood everywhere.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Is awesome XD