You slander my evil name sir! I wrote the damn Injustice League Mission statement! XD
Chaos. Anarchy. Domination... Whimsy. What do these things mean to you? Are they something you revel in? Or are they something you loathe and hate because you're a lame poopyhead?
Well we don't really care what you think because we're Evil Bastards independent free thinkers!
We've decided they're all pretty swell, and so they are the things we fight for. We fight for them because they represent the path to freedom. Pure unbridled freedom. The kind of freedom you feel when running through a field of flowers with your lover, or sledding down The Throat of the World on a Frost Troll's carcass, or eating a Big Mac and realizing you didn't die of a heart attack this time, Bullet Dodged am I right? Those things are death on a bun! Why were you eating one in the first place? They're disgusting!
We fight for them because we're bored we must! We fight so that only we everyone can enjoy the ecstasy of poor impulse control.
We are the Injustice League, and we fight for Anarchochaoswhimsy!
*Kudos to [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user] for being the speechwriter of this masterful work of art
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