I know one of my co-workers used to do hilarious impressions of Craig David from Bo Selecta! that had a way of slicing through the monotony of the cold early mornings fetching stock from the dusty, dirty rooms full of wet cardboard boxes (they had been rained on).
OT: I know they like purple. That seems about right. A sort of...lavender colour. I'm not sure; I don't want to look for too long in case it's one of those cursed things.
EDIT: NOPE, that's not happening. Thanks, ninjas! I know they like redheads! HA!