How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Euryalus]

I know they're into bestiality.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I know that they are staring at me creepily

*hides*

How did you wind up outside my window?!?

 

[Euryalus]

I know she thinks I'm not adorable! D:

 

[Barbas]

I know he's, um...how do you say this...playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Yyyyyep. Say, I think The Police is really nice to listen to while you're playing that game. So somebody should probably cue up The Police...yeah, 'cuz we need to get The Police in here straight away.

 

[Euryalus]

Are you sendin' out an S.O.S. Barbas?

I know he might be sendin' out an S.O.S.

 

[Barbas]

I know his ass is gonna be S.O.S.ing when someone puts The Police on.

'Cos their greatest hits are seriously great.

 

[Euryalus]

...If they're great why am I asking for help?

I know he's confused about words again!

 

[Barbas]

I know he is attempting to dismiss the charges, but they stick like glue! Like gluuuuuuuuuuue!!

 

[Euryalus]

Are we talking Elmer's or The off brand with the duck? These are important questions you know.

I know he knows!

 

[Barbas]

I know he conceals a dark past that stretches as far back as Nebraska.

 

[Euryalus]

Farther even!

I know he doesn't the full extent of my heinous deeds. There's a reason I'm in the Injustice League!

 

[Barbas]

I know he is actually to injustice what obesity is to the Dunkin' Donuts corporation, i.e. a boon.

 

[Euryalus]

I know he uses fancy words like boon and Dunkin' Donuts.

He's a scholar!

 

[Barbas]

I know he is on the path to such a lofty title.

 

[Euryalus]

Well I'm already a gentleman, so the scholar part can't have been far off.

OT: I know he's on the road to retribution! Gonna find the bastard who killed his parents!

 

[Barbas]

I know parent-killing should be used less often as a plot device, due to the power it has to lower crests.

OT: I know he is studying Rome and the Romans - not today's Romans, the interesting ones.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I know he should always be aware....

 

[Euryalus]

I know they're planning to do terrible things to Barbas.

 

[Barbas]

I know they're a tattletale!

 

[xmbts]

I know tattling is bad, complacency with injustice is the way to be. School taught me that.