How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Neuromancer]

It is *known* to me that he hopefully won't be arbitrary.

 

[Barbas]

I know he has Milk Duds for eyes. That must be impractical.

 

[username sucks]

I know that he can't see that Neuromancer actually has Milk Dud glasses.

 

[Neuromancer]

It is *known* to me that they are sunglasses.

 

[Barbas]

I know I didn't call them such because glasses are supposed to help you see better.

Sometimes I think I am surrounded by small children!

 

[Neuromancer]

It is *known* to me that eyes are supposed to help you actually see, so he can't quite classify milk dud eyes as eyes.

 

[Euryalus]

I know he has yet to discover the amazing visual resolution and psychic powers milk dud eyes give.

 

[Barbas]

I know he's joined the exciting edible eye-wear movement.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

I know that if I had eyes, he would be staring at them with evil intent.

 

[Euryalus]

I know that Barbas' evil intent stare actually means he's pondering whether he should eat pizza or Crab Rangoon for dinner.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

I know he drinks his Guinness at room temperature.

 

[Barbas]

I know he disapproves.

 

[Euryalus]

I know the mossy one lies! I'm more of a red ale and hefeweizen guy.

 

[Barbas]

I know he's suspicious. He's probably got blood on his hands already!

 

[Euryalus]

I know he's right, but that McDonald's worker who didn't get me my food fast enough has nothing to do with the serial killer game! I'm innocent... well... not guilty. I'm kind of a terrible person >

Way too terrible to be called an innocent anything.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I know you are more innocent than I am

 

[Barbas]

I know there is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.

 

[username sucks]

I know that they like to act philosophical.

 

[Barbas]

I know they should try it. It's pretty soothing.

 

[Barbas]

I know he's right, but I'm steadily fixing that.