How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Mossberg Shotty]

I know he's the prime example of what happens when the power of the rhyme falls into the wrong hands.

 

[Neuromancer]

It is *known* to me that he has been quiet for quite the while.

 

[Euryalus]

I know their mother was a hampster and their father smelt of elderberries

 

[Neuromancer]

It is *known* to me that his personal attack at me shows the violence inherent in the system.

 

[username sucks]

I know that be is Batman, and Bruce Wayne is an imposter.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I know that Batman isn't really a hero like he believes he is

 

[Barbas]

I know she's seen the dark, inconsiderate side of Batman.

 

[username sucks]

I know that he is a fan of all weapon brands excEPT THE ONE THAT MATTERS! BUY TORGUE!

 

[Barbas]

I know he likes to talk up Torgue, but can Torgue rifles act as portable anti-air guns? No, no they cannot!

 

[username sucks]

I know that you don't need precision anti-air when you can just blow up the sky. Or the ground. Or everything.

 

[Barbas]

I know the Land must be able to support the People.

 

[username sucks]

I know that without the kind embrace of the land, we would all fall into the sky.

 

[Barbas]

I know he's been spending too much time in Orzammar...with the lyrium dust and the midget hookers.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

I know he's been known to frequent said midget hookers.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I know their avatar is a biting piece of social commentary

 

[Headsprouter]

I know he's super effective against Jojo and T0ad.

 

[Barbas]

I know he made the right choice of gun manufacturer.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

I know he's being paid to say that.

 

[Barbas]

I know

THIS SPACE PROPERTY OF VLADOF. BUY VLADOF.

 

[Euryalus]

I know he can't catch a digital shadow.