How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Gigaguy64]

I know he uses some cool emotes.
I know he is a ninja.
O3O

 

[UnusualStranger]

I Know him well enough that perhaps he will forgive me for the unintended ninja move.

☺ ☻

 

[Goremocker]

I know that he exists mostly here in the FG section.

 

[Scde2]

I know he only comes on a specific times.

 

[Tharwen]

I know he is on here whenever he isn't crying. It's surprising, then, that he makes it online at all.

/banter

 

[Scde2]

I know he is Welsh...And will suffer for it. //_-

 

[ShockValue]

I know his full name now. Although, I obligated to keep calling him the Cole Train.

 

[Scde2]

I know that he doesn't want me to reveal his full name.

 

[ShockValue]

I know that he won't.

 

[Scde2]

I know he prefers his middle name, Alexander, to his first name.

Spoiler

Winston

 

[ShockValue]

I know he has a sense of humor....

 

[Scde2]

I know he prefers his actual first name to the name Winston.

 

[ShockValue]

I know that he hates his nicknames.

 

[Tharwen]

I know him fairly well, much to the dismay of the part of me that likes to stay standing up.

@Scde2: It's not what it looks like! I'm only partly Welsh, and I've only been to Wales once!

 

[Scde2]

I know he is fun to mess with.

Doesn't matter, to the torture table!

 

[Tharwen]

I know he doesn't have a torture table. He's bluffing.

@Shock: I have it:

Spoiler

[Name Redacted]

 

[Scde2]

I know he is the biggest stalker on the planet.

 

[Tharwen]

I know he couldn't stalk to save his life.

 

[Scde2]

I know he is a registered turret offender.
[sub]And that isn't Shock's name[/sub]

 

[Tharwen]

I know he knows I know that he's wrong.
[sub]Then what is it, hmm...?[/sub]