How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Safe in the Dark]

I know he knows that.

 

[Scde2]

I know he knows that as well.

 

[Tharwen]

I know he knows absolutely nothing of value.

 

[Scde2]

I know he loves seeing me sad.

 

[Tharwen]

I know he's not sad enough yet.

 

[Scde2]

I know he abuses me. But I don't know how he's abusing me.

 

[Tharwen]

And that's part of the abuse, my dear victim.

 

[Scde2]

I know he stalked me and failed stalking Shock.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I know he secretly stalks corn stalks.

He is never on Xbox Live at the same time as me and the one time I joined his game he kicked me.

Yes, I remember these things.

*Crys*

I did? I have some weird connection problem. Something about my NAT type, it pretty much makes me unable to play online with people.

 

[Asturiel]

I know he is a proud member of PRIATE.

 

[Scde2]

I know he is no longer the God of Pants.

 

[Asturiel]

I know that he mistakenly thinks that that leaves me vulnerable.

(Ill switch it back soon)

 

[Tharwen]

I know that he doesn't like change, especially with regards to forum titles, and because of this, he adamantly refused to vote for Obama.

 

[Scde2]

I know he played Left 4 Dead 2 for a few hours.

 

[Tharwen]

I know that he can't play... um... damn. I've forgotten which game you can't play.

I know that his memory card isn't big enough. Just like [phallus joke here].

 

[Steppin Razor]

I know he likes phallus jokes.

 

[Scde2]

I know he likes showers.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I know he likes Bioware games.

 

[RanD00M]

I know that he lives in Ecuador.