How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Scde2]

I know he plays Borderlands.

 

[ShockValue]

I know that he's a time traveler.

 

[Scde2]

I know that he has difficulty picking out account names.

 

[ShockValue]

I know that his pants are too tight.

 

[Scde2]

I know he wants to wear skinny jeans!

 

[ShockValue]

I know that he's a liar. A liar that wants to be thrown out a window.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I know deep down he really cares about Scde2.

 

[spartan1077]

I know the name is Xpwn and her sidekick she is most likely is glad0s and she is probably a he but commented on over 1000 topics

 

[ShockValue]

I know that he's the reason that the dinosaurs are extinct.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I know he increases the entropy of the universe.

 

[ShockValue]

I don't know this user at all. Who is this guy?

 

[Lust]

I know that they like back flips.

Any objections, lady?

 

[spartan1077]

I know she has one eye

 

[Tharwen]

I know he removed the other one.

 

[Scde2]

I know he has one sensor beam.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know his avatar wears a tie.

 

[Tharwen]

I know his avatar must cost a fortune in hair dye.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I know he appreciates the finer things in life.

 

[Scde2]

I know that he prefers cool windy weather.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I know that he prefers cool windy weather.

Despite his huge post count in such a short time, I've never actually seen him before.