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I know she makes accusations she can't back up.
 

Steppin Razor

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They want peace and quiet during the zombie apocalypse.

Bah, leisurely stroll = more zombies to shoot along the way. The zombie apocalypse must be loud and noisy and have much blood shed in Her name.
 

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I know they hold no regard for conservation of ammo, and my sleeping habits. A feather could think about dropping and I'll be up like a shot.
 

Steppin Razor

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I know that they have not put the feathers in their place yet. Gasoline + matches = feathers that do the fuck what they're told.
 

Steppin Razor

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Yes, but they hate people that read and enjoy a cuppa even more than anything else. So if you were to partake in those activities, the undead would actively target you, which would then get in the road of you enjoying said activities. Thus the only solution is to wipe them out in a bloody great firefight before you go back to enjoying your book and drink.
 

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Bah, we'll be painting the town red with the blood of the zombies. As for the supplies, well, it's not my problem that you lot didn't prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Maybe if you ask nicely I'll let some of you borrow some of my guns, maybe even one of my rocket launchers if I'm feeling generous.