It's that Canadian guy! He accepted my trout.
[sup]In some countries, that means we're married.[/sup]
[sup]In some countries, that means we're married.[/sup]
How well do you know the Escapist above you?
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It's that American dude! He offered me trout.
[sub]Sorry man, my hearts been already taken but you can take my liver. In some countries, that is worth even more.[/sub]
[sub]Sorry man, my hearts been already taken but you can take my liver. In some countries, that is worth even more.[/sub]
It's that wonderful fellow who offered me the tastiest organ he has to offer.
[sup]So...kind...
No...words...[/sup]
[sup]So...kind...
No...words...[/sup]
It's that guy I've been creeping out since I came back.
[sup]*stares and breathes heavily*[/sup]
[sup]*stares and breathes heavily*[/sup]
He's the guy trying to use my kidneys.
[sup]Hey! Those clearly have my name written on them![/sup]
[sup]Hey! Those clearly have my name written on them![/sup]
He's the guy who thinks his kidneys, or any of his organs for that matter, belong to him.
[sub]Clearly, if your name is written on them, then they aren't yours. Because how can you write on things that are inside your body?[/sub]
[sub]Clearly, if your name is written on them, then they aren't yours. Because how can you write on things that are inside your body?[/sub]
He's the guy who asks too many questions.
[sup]My kidneys, my business. Here, you can have this trout instead.[/sup]
[sup]My kidneys, my business. Here, you can have this trout instead.[/sup]
HE'S A TRAP. OR MAYBE A GIRL.
@Chin: Nuh-uh, I ain't marryin' you with that thing. You take me out to dinner first and then get me a ring like a real man.
@Chin: Nuh-uh, I ain't marryin' you with that thing. You take me out to dinner first and then get me a ring like a real man.
He's the guy who thinks he can win over friends and lovers by keeping a week-old trout in his trouser pocket.
[sup]Think of all the sharks you could attract!
And what trousers?[/sup]
He's that Canadian ninja.
I know he's the creepy guy who keeps a week-old trout near his junk.
I mean, really, are you trying to scare away mates?
EDIT: That applies to the guy two posts above me. The guy above me is the creepy guy's creepy apprentice who had his junk forcibly amputated by a pod of hungry dolphins.
I mean, really, are you trying to scare away mates?
EDIT: That applies to the guy two posts above me. The guy above me is the creepy guy's creepy apprentice who had his junk forcibly amputated by a pod of hungry dolphins.
I know Marter's ninja skills (which I'm just beginning to inherit) are effecting him.
EDIT: Bah, nevermind. I'm sorry sensei.
EDIT: Bah, nevermind. I'm sorry sensei.
I know (s)he lies just to make me feel better. But who could ever love a troll?
*sad, forced crying*
EDIT: GOD DAMN FUCKING NINJA.
*sad, forced crying*
EDIT: GOD DAMN FUCKING NINJA.