I know he thinks I find him incredibly annoying, when actually I find his attempts at being annoying amusing, but in the same way a dog cocking its leg and then piddling on it's foreleg is amusing.
I know he is unaware of both my gender and the fact that after forty minutes of failing to sleep, starting at 3:25AM GMT, I had a shower, so I'm quite clean.
[sub]It's just how I start the day, and failing to sleep marked the start of my day[/sub]
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