How well do you know the Escapist above you?
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I know he is cold hearted and loves to hate things.
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I know he must be playing a lot of Minecraft for a creeper kill count that high.
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I know he must be playing a lot of Minecraft for a creeper kill count that high.
I know he has been on the run from the squirrel mafia after a botched hit on Old Man Stevenson. You see, Alpha was supposed to shoot the old man with an acorn. But at the last minute, the guy's wife came home, and Alpha couldn't take the shot.
His conscience has doomed him to a life of fleeing.
His conscience has doomed him to a life of fleeing.
I know that he's suffering from the delusion that I have a conscience. Silly ***** blocked my shot so I just put the shot straight through her head and into Old Man Stevenson.
@One Seven One: He is easily ninja'd, because at the age of four, his parents decided to cripple him in the use of a keyboard. They bent back his fingers, and taped them over themselves, so his hands would be smaller, and fit into a tiny little glove they had prepared. He spent years in this torture, until a kindhearted surgeon un-crinkled his hands. Now he is simply trying to learn how to type normally.
...he doesn't appreciate things
...he doesn't appreciate things
He doesn't appreciate my efforts at all...probably because the only time he ever put effort into things was as a tyke. His afternoons were spent making macaroni pictures of his parents, which he saved for an entire year. Then, on his mother's birthday, he presented them all to her in a very precious little amateur scrapbook. She promptly burned it in front of him, and made him eat the ashes, screaming all the while about how he had ruined her love life with his father and left her vagina a gaping hole of despair.
