I know this thread exploded past six pages in eight hours.
Also:
When you stub your toe and it hurts you know,
Friends are there to help you!
When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced,
Friends are there to help you!
When you're flying low and you're giving a show,
Friends are there to help you!
When you take of your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW!
Friends are there to help you!
Second verse, same as the first!