Real Name: Jessicus Maximus II. Or just Jess.
Location: Down in a well, now I'm up in a tree. I am the monkey and you can't catch me.
Birthdate: February 5, 1900
Occupation: Opportunistic Energy Conserver
Homepage: http://www.escapistmagazine.com
Motto: Do not slow down. Do not fall off. Do not give up. And get me an ice cream on the way.
Interests: Mythology. Cats.
Bio: The Jack of all People! Liked by all, loved by none.
That's right. She's 110 years young.