When the sun goes supernova and blows the planet into pieces, humanity will be long gone before then. Either from extinction or migration to a new planet. probably
How Will the World End?
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Well, I was gonna say the Jersey Shorification fad will eventually take over not only civilians, but politicians and world leaders. Then, a tyrannical ruler will force all who live in his/her country to adopt the trend as their own, or suffer a slow, painful, and humiliating execution. With this law implied, these tyrants will march their brainwashed, Jersey Shored up soldiers and invade other countries. The smell of spray on tan and booze will be too much for others to overcome, guaranteeing a victory for the tyrant, who will then utilize his power to force his foes to become Jersey Shorified themselves. With no resistance, the world will slowly be consumed by this army, until everyone in the world will be Jersey Shorified. The amount of spray-on tan applied will ruin the O-zone Layer, causing the earth to fry under the sun's rays, evaporating our waters, killing all out flora and fauna, as mankind reaches extinction through cannibalism and infighting until there is no one left. And all because of some fad.
But thank god that will never happen.
But thank god that will never happen.
With the arrival of the singularity (in 2051 as predicted by Ray Kurzveil) computer evolution accelerates rapidly, and as the line between computers and humans begins to fade the hybrid organism slowly engulfs the universe. Finally, when all matter has been integrated into one colossal supercomputer, and nothing is left to do, the supercomputer decides that it will create a perfect simulation of the universe from the big bang. So though the earth was destroyed in the original engulfing a perfect replica of it will eventually be created, though its people will repeat everything, leading to a series of simulations within simulations.
Pulled this off Wikipedia 1.6 billion years from now all life on Earth dies. Here is the link - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11th_millennium
The zombies will attempt to overthrow humanity. Not just former humans, but the plague will spread to fossils and the dinosaurs will roam the Earth again, but as mindless, hungry zombies. With the combined powers of the undead, there will be no survival.
Pff...All we need to counter that is to find a group of plucky young high schoolers who spend their nights shooting themselves in the head.TizzytheTormentor said:
The world will really end when all the shady looking gas station attendants unite under one cause.
Are there a Bazzillion-er guns there? Cause if so, I think I will like this new planet..yuval152 said:
I'm not sure how it ends, but you can bet, as fire rains from the sky and humanity stands and stares, this will play.
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Well, debatably, not all zombies have brains. Granted, that goes outside the lore a bit, but there have been shows and movies where people come back hunderds of years after they are dead as zombies when, by then anyway, their brains (and bodies come to think of it) would be decomposed.Gormech said:
The RC Cockroaches get hooked up to a single command server and their networked biological intelligence will evolve into a complex mind set on liberating insect-kind and dominating the world.
In a bizarre twist, our last hope will be cans of processed spray cheese for some unforeseen reason.
There will also be nutcrackers.
In a bizarre twist, our last hope will be cans of processed spray cheese for some unforeseen reason.
There will also be nutcrackers.