How Will The World End ?

[GodofDisaster]

Ninjas, or Zombies, or Giant Rabbits with Jetpacks.

Or dare I say it, Giant zombie Rabbits dressed as Ninjas, which move around with jetpacks.

You should all prepare yourself.

 

[zohmbee]

It will all start with my city. I will build it far off the coast of New Zealand to prevent idiots from invading it (they will have to pass a test to get in anyway), and seperate people of intelligence from those without. Those without will eventually rot the rest of the world and try and overcome us, but with our secret connections to the black market and weapons deals, we will be prepared with weapons and defense systems like no other, but that won't stop their governments from retaliating. War will break loose. Soon all will grow too chaotic and both sides of the war will eventually destroy the entire planet, thus ending the world.

Yes. I will be the start of World War III.

...-cough-

 

[p3t3r]

any way i choose muhahahahaha

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Typos and all bold text will end the world.

That, or my internal napalm idea...

 

[hermes]

With a bunch of people screaming "Ohhhh... shit!!!"

 

[Pifflestick]

Jesus and Cthulu will dance on the moon causing sweets to rain from the sky and the waters to turn to chocolate syrup. All the worlds buildings will turn to gingerbread and crumble after their supports are eaten by Gabe Newell and Michael Moore. The worlds volcanos will erupt diet coke, finally proving that the center of the world is actually a mentos. The ground will break apart and the cracks will be filled with jello. A good time shall be had by all.

 

[Xojins]

Someone will be foolish enough to attack a chicken while using stealth(I blame the spy *puts away cloak 'n dagger*), the chickens won't know who the attacker was and therefore destroy everyone and everything.

The world will not end, humans will eventually become extinct though. But eventually the sun will go supernova and destroy our solar system or something like that.

Wasn't our sun too small to go supernova?

Eh, I don't know, maybe. It will definitely get bigger though (due to hydrogen fusing into helium and *sciency stuff no one cares about*)... big enough to destroy Earth at least.

 

[thiosk]

Someone will be foolish enough to attack a chicken while using stealth(I blame the spy *puts away cloak 'n dagger*), the chickens won't know who the attacker was and therefore destroy everyone and everything.

The world will not end, humans will eventually become extinct though. But eventually the sun will go supernova and destroy our solar system or something like that.

Wasn't our sun too small to go supernova?

Eh, I don't know, maybe. It will definitely get bigger though (due to hydrogen fusing into helium and *sciency stuff no one cares about*)... big enough to destroy Earth at least.

It will NOT go supernova.

It will probably enter a red giant phase due to the fusion of HELIUM into heavier elements.

The increased output will likely have boiled the oceans off long before that ever happens.

 

[Cabisco]

Someone will be foolish enough to attack a chicken while using stealth(I blame the spy *puts away cloak 'n dagger*), the chickens won't know who the attacker was and therefore destroy everyone and everything.

The world will not end, humans will eventually become extinct though. But eventually the sun will go supernova and destroy our solar system or something like that.

Wasn't our sun too small to go supernova?

Eh, I don't know, maybe. It will definitely get bigger though (due to hydrogen fusing into helium and *sciency stuff no one cares about*)... big enough to destroy Earth at least.

It will NOT go supernova.

It will probably enter a red giant phase due to the fusion of HELIUM into heavier elements.

The increased output will likely have boiled the oceans off long before that ever happens.

hmmmm both you guys seem fairly well educated, will my plan to simply nuke the moon to make england look badass work?

And yes the sun will have nicely cooked earth into a smouldering pile of ash long before a supernova

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I find your account name hitting strangely close to home for me, OP.

That aside, I'll invade riding Cthulu.

 

[Megacherv]

Ninjas. THOUSANDS OF THEM!

And we'll never see them...

 

[The Real Sandman]

The world will cease to exist when HL 2: EP 3, Beyond Good and Evil 2, PREY 2, Duke Nukem Forever, Project Natal, and Guitar Hero: Yngwie Malmsteen are released.

 

[Revenge Revisited]

When someone pushes the big red button.

*presses button. jumps in escape-pod*

So long, suckers!

 

[Spiner909]

Ever played oiligarchy? When the world runs out of natrual petroleum...you can build human energy farms. That's right, you turn PEOPLE into oil. I will be the manager of those plants and kill you all for profit.

 

[badgersprite]

This. The volatility of sheer awesome.

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

the sun is eventually explode so no matter what happens between now and then, the earth will eventually be vapourised

 

[Therumancer]

I simply think it won't end until the sun goes nova.

 

[FalloutJack]

Either due to the constant paradoxes of my Off-Topic topic going off topic, or because of the Vogons. None of this matters anyway, though, because The World Ends With You.