How Will You Survive the Zombie-pocalypse?

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Woem

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"A member of the opposite sex sidles up to you and starts making moves."

Seeing that there are many non-heterosexual Escapists, this could have been worded otherwise.
 

TriggerOnly

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Sigh... yes we all will, who does not have a plan yet ?


*wakes up to see parents trying to eat me*

steps.

1. wonder why my parents are at the house I'm in

2. take out my child hood on them with the glass lamp-ie thing next to my bed

3 take car keys, water, tin food, lighter, belt, best pants, shampoo and condishener (oh god my hair gets really greasy in like half a day (if any one knows a good way to stop this let me know)) make a coffee for the road, grape toilet paper, grab knifes and take my PC E ski and ice

4. pick up my dog if his all good

5. go to the shop to get water, threaten any one in my way THIS IS A HAPPENING SO GOD HELP ME ITS EVERY MAN FOR HIM SELF!!!

6. Grab some black V and a copy of PCPP (might drop by EB games on the way out.

7. Get battery, touches, axes

8. Go to local gun shop gap every shot gun and rifle with ammo insight.

9. Go to the local air port look for some one that can fly.

10. tell them to come with me why I look for a hot chick that needs help (need to repopulate right ? and who can say no to a dashing man with a axe cutting down humans probably a little to happily but still...hummm... hummmmmm)

11. get the best jet/plan for fuel.

12. show card tricks and this twirly thing I can do with a pen that looks impressive but is easy.

13. land in Antarctica.

14. pee in the slow and make a angel, never been in the snow.

15. set up computer see if you guys made it.



I only just realised this was a quiz thread but the things stated still apply.....*face on desk*
 

ChupathingyX

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As usual almost none of the options were ones that I would picked and I ended up with someone who isn't even the same sex as me.
 

Cliff_m85

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Kinda biased, actually, as it was obviously written by a dude. I can tell by the "girl starts making moves on you" question. Unless the Escapist is talkin' bout getting som Lezza action on, which I doubt a bit.

birepel prdx
 

Talvrae

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[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman"]
Tough Woman
 

TilMorrow

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]

Er am I missing something here?
 

iLikeHippos

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Security Guard... Yah.
Well, they are the nobel keepers of the 20;th century after all...

...*Cough*...
 

Quiet Stranger

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.134-Security+Guard]

I got security guard. On the walking dead zombie survivor thing, I got emotionally scarred loner :p
 

Jamash

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I got Urban Father:

Urban Father [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.135-Urban+Father]​

I have to ask, is the "Urban" in this title used as a euphemism for "Black" like it is with music & culture, or does it literally refer to "the culture of town and cities".

Am I a Black Father, or am I Father from a city and the picture is just a coincidence?

EDIT: I just took the test again and answered all the question excactly the same, except this time I chose John McClane instead of Shaft and I got 'Security Guard', so I guess "Urban" really does mean "Black".
 

Fetzenfisch

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Security Guard. Lame.

But i couldnt pick the right choices here. The first place to go is not a friggin army base (as if there always is one near by) its a sports store. Zombies cant bite through diving suits and helmets and you get some Melee weapons for starters.
 

Sojoez

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I got the tough woman. I'll just call that the tough character then and picture someone like Ryan Reynolds in the same outfit as the picture. (minus the dreads and makeup)

Probably the best option seeing how all the other characters are bound to die sooner.
 

Pat8u

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theriddlen said:

Meh. I got a Urban Father, while i should be some kind of deathly psycho.
he is a deadly physco juding by the flavour text of that picture
Edit: I also got this but Im pretty sure I would be a geek who managed to make a flamethrower and turned evil
 

Latinidiot

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I got tough woman and urban dad.

Seriously I only have one plan. It's to run faster than the slowest person in the room.