How Will You Survive the Zombie-pocalypse?

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AgDr_ODST

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]
I don't fit the bill on the woman part but I've no fear of zombies much less weapons so I'd be fine
 

vxicepickxv

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Random berk said:
Tough Female? Where's the badass male option? Screw it.



Aside from that though, a quiz based on someones odds of actually surviving the apocalypse would be more interesting.
I already know my odds. My odds are 213% chance of survival, with an error rate of 3.5% in either direction.
 

MarsProbe

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Security Guard. Not the result I was expecting, giving the answers I gave. Also, the last question is sorely lacking in a gun option. Surely everyone with even a basic knowledge of Zombie Apocalypse Survivial knows that close range combat with a member of the living dead is a very bad idea and should be avoided at all costs?
 

The Rogue Wolf

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So I'm a tough... woman?

I need to go have a good long talk with the DMV, because that is NOT what my driver's license tells me!

[small]Also, I'd better hit up the ladies' clothing department at the nearest sports shop. I get the feeling that female-me is going to have a considerable rack.[/small]
 

Slaanax

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I got tough Woman, it hurts my penis a little bit to get that.

With the new ID test I keep forgetting to finish my sentence
 

timeadept

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Rhayn said:
Tough woman?

I see. Remind me to get a sex change before the apocalypse hits, then.
ChupathingyX said:
As usual almost none of the options were ones that I would picked and I ended up with someone who isn't even the same sex as me.
Lol, i got pretty much the same result, though they were close enough with the nintendo DS.
 

TheTurtleMan

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I don't like quizzes like this that try to predict what kind of person I'll try to be in a zombie outbreak. If you wanted to know how I would act, just read the Zombie Survival guide.
 

blaize2010

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why is it, in the zombaggedon, for some reason, the only dudes are gigantic pussies? are there no tough men? rick is tough, from walking dead. dudes hella tough. he beat the shit out of a man after falling 2 stories with his bare hands, then escaped a camp while in a state of injury thats gonna cause him to be called "stumpy" but i guess he was a cop sooooooo... security guard? this quiz is stupid.
 

Milo Windby

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Test be trolling me...

Took it three times,
first I got little girl, then I got secretive lady and then I get tough woman... >_<
 

Laser Priest

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]

I'm the tough woman.

Er... I think there's something wrong here.
 

Rigs83

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I think i got the tough woman because I chose Ellen Ripley as my hero but really in a zombie apocalypse wouldn't you want to follow the lead of someone who can turn a rifle and flamethrower into a bad-ass gun with duct tape.

Really it amazes me that no game has used that style of weapon. It shoots bullets and fiery death and lobs grenades. It's only equal is the shuriken/lightning gun from Painkiller.

 

Distortionfile

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Hmm, some how I am the tough woman. I think they got everything right but the gender. What ever, they're usually lesbians anyway.
 

Jodah

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Isn't the security guard like the second one to die after the token black guy in these movies? And thats the best outcome? Double you tea eff, mate.