Teenage Bassik might need some explanation, but fuck that guy anyway, he was a little shit.
He'd probably ask me why I don't have a girlfriend (You can't have a girlfriend all the time, man), why I stopped playing hardcore games (Because they became too hardcore for me, man), why I sold my Chaos Space Marine army to boost my Imperial Guard (Tanks!), and why I stopped working with the handicapped and play with rocks all day now. (Because rocks are awesome, that is why, little Bassik. Now go away. You are an asshole)